Northern eXposure - Shelly Sings!

from season 4, episode 25 - "Old Tree"


The Stud of All Studs' Stand Up Wife

I woke up this morning
Without any warning
A song was there in my bod
I started to sing about everything
Bacon, toast and fried cod.
Now that I found it
I just gotta sound it
Gotta Sing... Gotta Sing... Gotta Sing... Gotta Sing

Oh Yeah

I always dreamed that I'd find my true stud
He wouldn't be ditzy, a creep or a crud
I'd be steady, hot, juicy with a butt that won't quit.
He could do what he wanted and plenty of it.

I've been heading this way all of my life
To be the stud of all studs' stand-up wife.

Wo oh woo WOW

A chick in the train in Saskatoon
I partied with Tammy and I prayed to the moon
To win Northwest Passage and never go back
For my bod and my talent to be picked from the pack.

I've been heading this way all of my life
To be the stud of all studs' stand-up wife
To be the stud of all studs' knocked-up wife.

I prayed for loving on the highway of life
That's how I got to be me
A ring, a husband, a bun in the oven
What's more a chick ought to be.

I saw the big H
It was love at first sight.
So I checked out his buns
And man were they tight.
I walked up and told him, "I'm Shelly Marie.
I've found you at last - my true destiny."

I've been heading this way all of my life
To be the stud of all studs' stand-up wife.
To be the stud of all studs' knocked-up wife.

Transcribed by Tony Burke - originally posted on the Moose's Guide to Northern Exposure

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• northern
• exposure
• old
• tree
• s04e25
• shelly
• sings
• cynthia
• geary

[riotfish]

@1footonthedawn not too difficult to find episodes online :=)

[lesterclaypool1]

@1footonthedawn

This series is reccommended purchase for libraries, so you might luck out at your local library. Free to borrow it, too.

[1footonthedawn]

Haven't ever found full episodes anywhere online. How I'd like to watch this show again! No cable, sooooo.....

[trishy2x]

I love this episode! Thanks for posting!