All Boy Singer Ladies ("Single Ladies" parody)

The Kinsey Sicks, America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet, in "GreatesTits & Other Bawdy Parts" at the Crown & Anchor in Provincetown, Massachusetts, August 2009.

"All Boy Singer Ladies" lyrics by Ben Schatz

All boy singer ladies
Jerry Springer Ladies
All boy singer ladies
Corporal Klinger Ladies
All boy singer ladies
Give the finger ladies
All boy singer ladies, give boy bands up!

Now we're in the club, don't be a shmuck
'Cause we wear frocks when we sing.
We shoot from the hip, so please don't trip
When you hear the truth from me.
Yes, she's a him and he's a she
Live with the sexual tension
Don't waste your tears on straights or queers
With confused sexuality.

Sister you won't get a ring if he's Miss Thing a bit
If he never wants to put his ding-a-ling in it
And you think he's not a queen I'll be his sling on it
Put your ring finger down 'cause his cock ring won't fit!

Whoa oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, whoa oh oh

I got gloss on my lips, no child-bearing hips
Not a stereotyped drag queen
Was in Act Up. I adjust my cup. I'll have sex for fries or a drink!
My memory's deficient! Did I mention my memory is deficient?
Don't need your concern, just most of what you earn
And I might just let you worship me!

And if you wanna hear a song then we can sing a bit
But if you wanna hear some more than put some bling on it
Don't be mad! We're not free. You bought a ticket!
If you wanna hear us sing than put ca-ching on it!

Whoa oh oh, no refunds for our show, no no no
Whoa oh oh, no refunds for our show, no no no

Don't treat me like a freak who'll rock your world
I'm not that kind of girl. Respect is what I prefer, what I deserve.
Don't need a man to make me or take me or deliver me to my destiny no that fantasy's overblown
Can't you see I'm fully grown, yes my CDs you can own.
As for me I'm just on loan 'til there's Manhunt and a phone!

All boy singer ladies
We're free thinker ladies
All boy singer ladies
Heavy drinker ladies
All boy singer ladies
Need headshrinker ladies
All boy singer ladies, now give boy bands up!

Whoa oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, whoa oh oh

Seems like one of us is dancing like a Kling-On twit
Who is tryin' to imitate a drunken Gringo hick
Just ignore the one who's dancin' like her shoes don't fit
She should really see a doc about that ingrown bit...


Filmed by Tim McCarthy, LIP-TV

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[jackal59]

At 3:43, is Rachel doing the dance that John Cameron Mitchell does during "Exquisite Corpse" in the film of _Hedwig and the Angry Inch_? I'd like to think so, because it would be a nice little nod from one damned fine writer and performer to another.

[BStars10]

STUPID

[GrundyMartinez]

That was freaking prime I laugh my ass off funny

[PhotoRichie]

You are all SO awesome! Love this parody!!!

Special hugs to Spencer (Trampolina)!!!!

AND I hope you guys kick ASS in Australia!!!!!!!!!

[MarieKristy]

hahaha

[familyguy5041]

wow gender confusion

[DARKmirror70]

OMG HAHAHA XD.

[legolasluver021]

I am so sad right now.

You guys came to Ripon College tonight, and I was so so so SO SO SO excited to see you guys...

Damn play practice!

Come again soon!! Please? :)

[Skiine]

Another classic from The Kinsey SIcks...

[arinh24]

Ladies! I'm not sure how you managed to get this together this fast, but you totally rocked it! Thank you for continuing to bring to ass...I mean class to all that you do!

GO SEE THE KINSEY SICKS!