Billy Ruffian - All I Want For Christmas Is A Ting Ting

Christmas comes but once a year, they're really all the same.
I never know just what I want. It really is a shame.
But yesterday I saw something that outshone everything.
And now all I want for Christmas is a real live little Ting Ting.

All I want for Christmas is a Ting Ting.
Not a teddy bear, just a Ting Ting.
I told my Mum that nothing else would do.
There are two, so she can have one too.

I don't care whichever one she gets me.
Katie, Stacey, Jane I think those are their names.
I can't wait for Christmas day to come'
Cause all I want for Christmas is a Ting Ting.

The first thing I open will be my Ting Tings
They can sing their songs whilst I unwrap the other things
Id like them to play Hey Mickey
And then they can cover Rapture by Blondie

There's nothing else I really want for Christmas.
So mama please help me get my wish.
Don't tell Dad 'cause I don't think he'll agree
To a Ting Ting thats been hanged from our Christmas tree.

But if I know I'm really gonna have one,
Then I'll know my life will be complete.
I can't wait for Christmas day to come
'Cause all I want for Christmas is a Ting Ting!

All the girls are going to love me.
When I introduce them as my Christmas toy.
I can't wait for Christmas day to come
'Cause all I want for Christmas is a Ting Ting.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Ting Ting - Written and recorded by Billy Ruffian. Ripped off from Gladys Benton and Donald Yetter Gardner.
Produced by Ben Paul Ruffian III.
From the FLA Records Christmas 2008 compilation available from filthylittleangels.com

Video filmed by Stephen Ruffian and someone with a camera phone at the Korova in Liverpool.

Video edited, produced, scrubbed, corrupted, lost and remade by Stephen Ruffian.

More Billy Ruffian stuff:
www.billyruffian.co.uk
www.myspace.com/billyruffianmusic

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