NBA Raptor VS Velociraptor: Gatorade tv spots
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i use to love this add when i was a kid lol
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i love when raptor rips off the bottle head its epic its like
''FUCK YOU YOU AINT NO RAPTOR!!''
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This is why they don't give the dinosaurs at Jurassic Park Gatorade. One sip and they be hoppin' over them fences.
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@61btod Enough of this. I could continue debating you but I dont feel like leaving another ten comments on this. I didn't mean to impune your dignity while pointing out the flaws in your argument. I'm having a REAL bad day and your constant replies are getting to me. Regardless of facts we have different opinions and if you can't deal with that TOUGH SHIT.
All further comments from you will be ignored.
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@CobraCoyote Actually, recent research has shown that raptors had relatively powerful jaws, on par with crocodilians of comprable size. Also, raptors didn't slash with their claws, they stabbed. As in they'd pin you down, skewer your neck and watch you bleed and choke to death. And no one pays mind to the animals you mentioned because one is an herbivore, and the other two, as far as the general public is concerned with, eat fish.
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@61btod Raptors didn't have jaws strong enough to crush. And a Kangaroo could easily disembowel you as well, but we don't give them much credit. Look many animals can easily kill us but we don't pay them much mind. Even Orcas and Dolphins which are active predators and again could kill us easily aren't taken seriously. Don't get me wrong I still love raptors, but they are a far cry from the animals I originally fell in love with such as in this video.
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This is sooo wrong! The raptor should be feathered, and that negro should be picking cotton somewhere.
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@CobraCoyote You can still consider real raptors badass. They can use their claws to stab you in the neck or use their powerful jaws to crush your skull. And don't forget, not all raptors were small; Utahraptor was at least the size of a polar bear, and there are some undescribed specimens that suggest that it may have even reached tyrannosaur proportions. If that's not badass, I don't know what is.
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@Nachogorro "I think I'm gonna need some more fierce."
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@Dragonsoldier19 I think this is a deinonychus :). Plus, a megaraptor is actually not a raptor, hehe ;)
Velociraptors pwn at b-ball. The human race is gettin' served!!!!!!
thewhorocks524 3 years ago 18
Damm we humans being owned by raptors.
Max501 4 years ago 15