Spell Check Yourself

Live performance of "Spell Check Yourself" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THmI0zzeUBM

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Written by Stephanie Holmes
Filmed, Directed, and Edited by Jake Serlen
Beatz by Brent Black aka Brentalfloss
Stop Motion Animation by Darren Jordan
Hair and Makeup by Jacqueline Olszewski
Lighting by Jeremy Pierce-Sunia
Choreographed by Todd Michael Cook

BACKUP DANCERS:
Ali Bertash
Diego Diaz

EXTRAS:
BJ Thorne
Marcus Terry
Andy Harris
Tina Moss
Kevin Feldman
Carolina Hidalgo
Billy Doty
Lisa Mandonado
Tim Russo
Max Clark (also provided the roof)

SPECIAL THANKS TO: Boy Wonder Productions and The Pit

Lyrics:
Know your prepositions if you proposition me
I need a guy that understands I before E
In the next sentence please show me what the error be
I need a homeboy with a large vocabulary

I don't say ter I say tour, I don't say I don't say yer I say your
I call it an Hors d'œuvre, it's not a horse devur
It's specific, not pacific, that makes the bitches clamour
I can't stand a mutha f***er with improper grammar

If you wanna roll with me in my bad ass crew
You need to know when the word to deserves a double u
sometimes you gotta double up the o it's true
Use the proper usage, or you just won't do

I don't say warsh, I say wash
I don't say gorsh, I say gosh
And I love the spell check feature of my macintosh
It's the function of conjunction, makes my heartbeat start to stammer
I can't stand a motha f***a with improper grammar

Spell check yourself before you wreck yourself
Spell check yourself before you wreck yourself
Spell check yourself before you wreck yourself
Spell check yourself before you wreck yourself

Have the courtesy and pedigree to use an apostrophe
The attitude and aptitude to cite your reference, don't be rude
You use spell check to show respect for the human dialect
So hyphenate and don't be late, or your face I will punctuate!

Category:

Comedy

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[SHolmesComedy]

Thanks everyone for all of your support! For those of you living in the New York area, I will be headlining at Carolines on Broadway on April 13th at 7:30pm. Make your reservations now!

[SHolmesComedy]

Don't forget to post this video on your facebook page, tweet it, and email it to your fellow grammar nerds!

[BoredGamer]

I'm surprised you didn't touch on there/their/they're.

[SHolmesComedy]

@BoredGamer Look at the back of our hoodies when we turn around!

[Naitomeaicle109]

You didnt use the word punctuate properly. And I proboly didnt spell that right.

[SHolmesComedy]

@Naitomeaicle109 So we're even?

[SHolmesComedy]

@CaptainwiggIes You're right. I'm a mad hatter.

[tyzeldafan]

:D

[noah6263]

This mother fucker wack! but i couldn't help it i still watched the whole thing....

[Lamegameful]

Death to all pedants!

[tamguardians2]

i dont really know why but i can picture sarah palin singing this

[trashmoI3]

27 people like horse de vore

[weofparadigm]

I can't express in words how awesome this video is

[ItsRobinWhoTalks]

@GelatinousEncore

Why?

[ItsRobinWhoTalks]

Did anyone notice her perfect teeth? o___O

[monkeymonman100]

i gonna punchuat ur mum 7

[ElPsychochillero]

she is NOT a hot bitch... :(