The Military "The More You Know" Conan O'Brien *Fixed Audio*

A "The More You Know" skit from Conan O'Brien featuring Andy Richter talking about the military.

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Comedy

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• conan
• skit
• andy
• military

[PanayotiProductions]

I ain't joining the army anymore. Here Here on the heads up Andy!!

[NinetiesYouth]

Holy shit, I laughed violently to this

[suthern89]

sounds like prison...they just make more money a day

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

That's how my h.s. was. So, the two or three times I ever had to go number 2 in school, I feigned stomach problems and used the nurse's bathroom. The more you know.

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

That's how my h.s. was. So, the two or three times I ever had to go number 2 in school, I feigned stomach problems and used the nurse's bathroom.

[MrZombie747]

@bigbenusa45 lol Thanks for that comment. I really needed a good laugh.

[Psiros2161]

@thepeff Actually, I have been to those bathrooms without stalls. But that was about ten years ago. They probably tore that thing down by now. Andy is right about it being weird, but you do get used to it after spending a couple of weeks at the site.

[thepeff]

This is only a nasty rumor. It's not the BATHROOMS that don't have stalls, it's the SHOWERS.

[Mindcrime121]

That actually DID catch me by surprize at boot camp! Glad I'm out for a lot of OTHER reasons though! If you're thinking of joining, DON'T! Trust me. At least wait until our idiot politicians are forced to get our soldiers OUT of the fucking Middle East!! you don't want to be stuck in the desert with your hands tied by rules of engagement the enemy are not bound to, trying to decide if the guy in your sights is a civilian or a taliban sniper!!

[someanonymousbloke]

@bigbenusa45 You seem to have this notion that gays and lesbians want to fuck anything that moves. They are as superficial and picky about who they sleep with as heterosexuals if not more so. So quit with the misplaced homophobia because I am sure no gay man (or hell, straight woman) wants anything to do with your tired ass.

[dubya68]

The price of freedom...

[bigbenusa45]

One of the reasons why I wish dadt was not repealed. Hopefully someone like Palin gets in next and reinstates dadt. I mean come on, I can't use the ladies room for obvious reasons.