Do You Eat Crap? Like Punching Sandwiches?

The Pump prepares fresh, nutritious food that tastes really f'ing good. We make all our food on premise. We bake our own chips, prepare our own sauces, we even cook our turkey for 12 hours. So we thought, why not make a video?

Is this a silly video? Totally - but like all good satire, theres a healthy sized nugget of truth at its core. You ever read the ingredients list on the back of a certain big coffee chains curried chicken sandwich?

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Directed by: Dark Igloo
Editing Magic: Adam Epstein
Lighting Design: Eric Luc
Music: Le Chev

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[Headsign]

This is the most perfect piece of comedy I've seen since good old Monty Python days. I had to watch it several times, lately in HD, then stop the movie to read the words in every picture. Genius! Thanks! Made my day!

[Elliott Christ]

I love the list of ingredients for the bacon egg and cheese meal - "Hormonally Embiggened Eggs" (love a good Simpsons allusion), "Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts" (love a good Dylan reference), "Maybe Pubes" (love pubes - wait, did I type that?).

[francishamilton26]

Lol at 0:48 it says Hormonally embiggened eggs. And hydrogen peroxide. Thats bleach.

[PrimalPaleo]

This is so funny! It definitely sums up the American diet.

[pookypoo77]

No, it doesnt cost more to eat healthy.

the cost of health problems, illness, NSAIDs for inflammation, lost days at work, lost opportunity to enjoy an active life, more money spent on clothes, more food is also consumed because youre body isnt being nourished and the brain signals are messed up from all the toxins, telling you to eat more.

eating healthy and real food (sans crap) SAVES you money and SAVES your life!

[pookypoo77]

genius man... utterly genius

[hilllibertine69]

MACHO!!! MEAL MACHO!!!! hahaha, that was good...

[juxtapoz98]

major grossness.

[danieljhong84]

The truth of this video is hilarious and frightening at the same time LOL. Can someone please help me identify the song that plays in the background for "The Finest Ingredients" (0:28) part???? Thanks in advance..

[Zhenzhen Li]

LOL

great video!

[tiffibean13]

ranch, french, and purple...LOL!

[AltroLog]

tight!