Voluptuous Pericard: The Miracle of Swindon Town #26

In which John coaches the Swoodilypoopers against Watford, while telling the life story of Voluptuous Pericard.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• John Green
• Bald John Green
• Voluptuous Pericard
• Fat Lucas
• Swindon Town
• Swoodilypoopers
• FIFA
• football
• soccer

[immaru]

The best part is that F.Hall's IRL name is Fitz. He has the best nickname in the football leagure, "Onesize". Onesize Fitz Hall. It's genius. Google it if you don't believe me.

[55raiden]

John! How could you ever forget Fjord Hall?! He was born in Reykjavik, Iceland before he moved to Canada at the young age of 5. He is named after his ancient ancestor who was with Leif Erikson when he discovered Newfoundland. Also, It is rumored that in the locker room before every game he yells the Viking battle cry at the top of his lungs to get pumped up. Maybe you should ask him about his life and make a video about it soon. ;D

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

So many nerdfighters are saying they want to be a Hazel for an Augustus Waters. I think I would prefer to be an Alice for a Voluptuous Paricard <3

[gamers209]

ENGINEER POWA!



[L2b1serval]

Am I the only one who is disturbed at how well he tells an impromptu story that is essentially a lie?

[303archangel]

you know v. pericard is a real person right? his name is Vincent and he played for Swindon in 2010-2011. He was born in Cameroon and played for France. Why can't these players be as interesting in real life as they are in john greens head

[MegaBookWormGirl]

Oh, John. More and more reasons why I find you like, the best author ever

[keepcalmful]

Voluptuous Pericard kind of sounds like that one author, I can't recall his name..

[TheErinMunroe]

Is there a place where all of the chants are written down?

[jaymeeboh]

Voluptuous loves Alice more than John Green loves John Green? Whaaat?

[MsPiplette]

how much time do you spend thinking up back stories for the Swoodilypoopers??

[Ignelux]

...I feel like John and Pericard are the same person XD