Randall's Reply - Clerks

Just the reply Randall gives in clerks at the end of the film.

"I'm not even supposed to be here today": ("...You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here - you're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder, like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you over-compensate for having what is basically a monkey's job. You push f--kin' buttons! Anybody could waltz in here and do our jobs. You - you're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante - and badly I might add. I work in a s--tty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man, he has no delusions about what he does. Us - we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper or God forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so f--king advanced, what are we doin' working here?")

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Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• experimental
• clerks
• randall
• reply
• kevin
• smith
• cody
• rapol
• sumfight
• ohio
• zanesville
• black
• white
• games
• videos
• store
• dumb

[thesepeoplecomedy]

well done! You should have had some bags of skittles to throw at your imaginary Dante.

[sumfight]

I know :P

Man I wish I lived close to you guys and could be in your short videos, your comedy is so good, and you don't have anywhere near the number of subscribers you should have

[LieutKat]

Randal > You, in case it wasn't obvious.

[XRyoukoX]

Why wouldnt you just upload the actual clip. Randall's delivery is way better.

[gham619]

Your Jay man.

[Aaronveer]

You nailed the way Randall says "You push fuckin' buttons", haha, I love that part. Well done!

[wolfsaber2222]

nice dude Randell rocks

[marihadalittlelamb]

haha clerks is one of my favorite movies... & nice job dude =D

[deathblooms111]

Rofl..

[emilyassoulin]

LOL, R U ON CRACK???

[Tishizhott]

much hotter than randall [ =

[NoIdeaWhyISmile]

Naw, not retarded. I think you're hilarious.