"Youtube Country" Song

A country song about youtube.

Lyrics:

The chainlinks around the mill
No more jobs in town
I'm prayin' for an oil spill
So I can wipe birds down

Craiglist is filled with pickups
But, There aint nothin' to haul around
Except me and my booze and hiccups
And my three-legged-mangy haund

Like a turkey dropping from heaven
I learned to monetize Youtube vids
10,000 clicks by cousin Kevin
And I can support my kids

10 clicks to get a penny
100 to get a dime
1,000 for a dollar
10,000 we be sublime

Kevins been a clickin'
His mouse is clickin' all day
His finger's taken a lickin'
So I've enlisted my cousin Faye

The chainlinks down at the mill
The town folk are clickin' away
Ain't no need for an oil spill
Now that Youtube is going to pay

10 clicks to get a penny
100 to get a dime
1,000 for a dollar
10,000 we be sublime

I's the big man in the valley
Me and the finger doctor
I's the marshal at the big truck rally
But then came the big shocker

The email said "suspended"
Somthin' about click fraud
My life was upended
Google was playing god

Chainlink's up, spirits are down
Google wants my welfare check
All I got left is mangy hound
Town folk now wanna wring my neck

10 clicks to get a penny
100 to get a dime
1,000 for a dollar
10,000 we be sublime

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