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  • the mouse owns you now. there's only 2 viable solutions. the first is to remove all the food from your house for a month. the second is to burn everything and start again. you strike me as the burn everything type.

  • Kill it by dropping one of your BAFTAs on it?

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  • I had to pause the video for a minute because the very idea of David Mitchell filling his bath tub with hay for his "House Horse" and gesturing indignantly at the aforementioned hay-bath when the horse fails to comply had me gasping for breath.

  • Call Michael McIntyre for a visit and make him do jokes.

    If the mouse is within earshot, it will die of boredom or severe internal bleeding.

  • I have a mouse hanging around in my apartment too. I got a non-lethal trap, and it took about a week for the mouse to actually go inside it. Then when I released it outside, it took about a day for it to find its way back in again. So I just said fuck it, and started leaving food crumbs closer to the hole, so it wouldn't be running all over the place looking for food.

  • 11 people have a house horse...

  • @popeyroach There're. Do you not watch his other videos? He said himself he silently judges people for that. :P

  • Oh, and I forgot to add ... Man up, David! It's only a mouse.

  • It's all a question of priorities, David. I don't want to kill mice either but I'd rather kill the mouse than have it living in my house, crapping in my cupboards. Seeing as the mouse hasn't the sense to leave because otherwise I will kill it, I am forced to do what I want least, which is to take its life. That's just how it goes, isn't it?

  • @voltacalma his problem wasn't that mice are hard to kill, its that he didn't find the prospect particularly appealing.

  • I'm not dating the mouse ... fantastic punch line!

  • Use the humane trap; then give the live mouse to someone with a pet snake.

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