Goggle.com Google Mispelled (Old Version)

Bwahahahahahaha... Ok well I tested this out, so here's the rundown of what happens. Don't be fooled by videos that say it's safe these guys are really tricky and most people won't know their computer is compromised right away.

Over the past two months I've run a test on this, here are my results. When you first log in to Goggle.com you'll get a pop-under that looks like a pop-up celebrating the site's 12'th birth day. Your only option will be to click "OK", doing so will creep a worm onto your computer which will automatically add itself to the exceptions of most anti-spyware and anti-virus programs. At this point it's absolutely critical that you disable all start up programs and check your exceptions when running your anti-spyware or anti-virus, you should more than likely launch a full system restore and boot up in safe mode.

After a few days you'll start getting pop-ups and weird browser behavior, this means the worm is working and you only have about two weeks left before there's no turning back. At this point you absolutely have to disable all start up programs, relaunch your computer in safe mode, disable ALL exceptions, and run a full scan. Keep in mind there are things most scans will miss, so you should more than likely launch a full system restore to the earliest possible point before you do this.

After a few weeks a Trojan program disguised as an anti-virus program will start openly downloading virsuses and spyware onto your computer while pretending that it's scanning your computer for viruses. This program will cripple your browser even though you'll still be connected to the internet, and your computer will suffer a massive drop in performance. A full system restore can get you internet access again but you won't be able to disable all the start-up programs now, this is pretty much the point of no return and any attempt to salvage your computer is pretty much hopeless. Your only hope now is to format your computer and reinstall windows.

Within a few days the Trojan "Anti-Virus" program will pretend to scan your computer and show you a list of viruses and malware, when you click to remove the viruses the program will ask for your credit card. If you're stupid enough to fall for this instead of reinstalling windows, please get a vasectomy.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Google
• Goggle
• Goggle.com
• Mispelled
• Spyware
• Malware
• Computer
• Death
• Virus
• Worm
• Trojan
• Phishing

[mankaran321]

is this a real thing are a friggin gag?

[TheFenrisWolf84]

@mankaran321 It used to be true, back when dividing by zero was a death sentence for your computer.

[csharon2011]

Get Norton 360!

[timpieto]

trololollolololololololololol FAIL. XD