Jesus Loves Zygotes - Non-Prophets

I really wanted to do karaoke style below the picture, but doing it in Movie maker is a mental suicide for me. I was (re)listening to some of the old shows, so yeah...

The Non-Prophets is a live internet radio show airing on alternate Saturdays from 2 PM to 3:30 PM Central (19:00-20:30 UTC). The recorded program is available as a podcast and downloadable from their archive.

Episode: 7.3
PZ Myers almost gets to debate intelligent design, the Pope's anti-science stance, drugs and religious experiences, labelling non-believers.


Jesus Loves Little Zygotes Lyrics:

Jesus loves the little zygotes
all the zygotes of the world.
Jesus loves them until they're born
then abandons them forlorn.
Jesus loves the little zygotes 'til they're born.

Jesus loves the little children
all the children of the world.
Jesus gives them heart defects
measles, mumps, and ringwormed necks.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Jesus lets their parents beat them,
bruise their bodies black and blue.
Jesus gives them birth defects,
scurvy, ticks, and palette clefts.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Jesus gives the children cancer.
Earaches, lice, and scabies too.
Bowel obstructions, altered lips,
blighted brains and twisted hips.
Extra chromosomes to help them when they pray.

Hallelujah.

Jesus gives the children acne.
AIDS and leprosy galore.
Germs and worms of every kind.
Things to make the children blind.
But he cannot give them smallpox anymore.

Scientists and unbelievers
wiped the pox right off the earth.
Jesus still gives gifts to kids,
broken nose and burnt eyelids.
But he cannot give them smallpox anymore."


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[hamstergeisha76]

LOL! Bravo! Love your version of "Jesus Loves the Little Children."

[kyokumajr]

lol it's not my version, I wish i would have come up smth like this.

[AllTheGoodNamzWerTkn]

I NEED to hear a sung version of this. PLEASE SOMEONE DO IT!!!

[TheSoSoAgnostic]

I'm not a child, but nonetheless it was nice that the poet included the nastiest life ruining menace on earth, the tick.

[Pancident19]

I just realized that if anybody else said they loved the little children, they would be labeled a pedophile. But not Jesus, he's allowed to love 'em all he wants.

[avalsonline2]

@AlexThomson1000 not masochists, nm

[avalsonline2]

@AlexThomson1000 on masochists, nm

[avalsonline2]

@AlexThomson1000 because christians are a buch of masochists

[mornmeril]

Best. Song. Ever.

[MegF142857]

They forgot the miscarried pre-born babies... which I suppose are considered "zygotes" in this song. I'd just change that first lyric because way too nice. In the spirit of the song, then can't say that Jesus loves them till they are born. Nope... doesn't.

[AlexThomson1000]

I just shot over here because of the video - Why Christians Find Meaning In The Suffering Of Others - The Atheist Experience #617

Why have more people not heard this. Love it!

[NotTooObvious]

they are such beautiful people, these atheists. they give me hope.