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Uploaded by on Dec 8, 2011

Script adapted from an article written by Bruce Handy (@henryfingjames) & Joel Potischman that appeared in SPY Magazine (January, 1990)

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The Mediastation team would like to wish everyone a very Happy Holidays - Christmas 2011

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  • this of course dosent take into account the fact that it is totally possible that Santa distributes the gifts in advance and they are just invisible or phased out of our dimension until Christmas time at which point they become visible or phase in to our dimension. :)

  • Dakota wint sent me here!

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  • Like who is here after Christmas and Dakota Wint sent you here.

  • Well the real explanation: Santa Claus=Chuck Norris , now is becoming more clearely ,ha?

  • Santa has a TARDIS and doesn't obey the "Don't Cross Your Own Path" rule.

  • Pffft- EVERYONE knows that Santa exists and travels in a parallel alternate dimension where we can be seen and heard but he cannot by us, as well as time there moving significantly slower than that of this dimension, thus allowing him several weeks, months or years to transport the presents to each household and make each present corporeal in our dimension via his dimension altering powers. DUH!

  • hahaha

  • next year you will not see Santa becoz i arrest him for coming late

  • the real explanation:

    1. I have seen a flying raindeer and it has no wings. It is whell known that chuck norris's privat car is a flying raindear

    2. Santa can be in the many different places at the same time. like chuck norris

    3. Why can't santa go in the speed of light? chuck norris can

    4. Santa dosn't need to pee. same as chuck norris

    5. Santa has mary poppins's bag.

    conclusion: S(anta)+M(ary poppins's bag)=Ch(uck norris)

    or: Chuck norris is better than santa:)

  • Centrifugal force... /facepalm

  • You forgot that Santa is magic.

  • Or maybe he can

    teleport?

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