Calamansi (Funny Video)

This one's from one of the thousands of cellphone jokes circulating around the Philippines.

When boredom strikes we come up with pretty weird shit. This is me and Dana at 12:00 in the evening with a lot of time to spare. I know you guys have probably read about this joke on your cellphones let's just say this is our interpretation of it. This was all totally random, we didn't prepare at all, we just let the camera start rolling until we got all the shit we needed canned. Working with Dana is sick! I almost died laughing everytime she did her lines. She did it with face melting conviction! And I thought I was a bad director. I can honestly say I gave Dana good playable direction! Yeah I did my homework. Haha!

English Translation:
Dana: I was raped.
Brian: Here take the calamansi. (Lemon? LOL)
Dana: Will this ease the pain?
Brian: No but it'll help wipe the smile off your face!

Cast:
Dana as Young Padawan Nun???
Brian as Gay Jedi Nun??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Edited Using Adobe Premiere
Codec: FLV

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• manila
• makati
• philippines
• tagalog
• nuns
• calamansi
• lemon
• lime
• sex
• rape
• horny
• smile
• jokes
• funny
• laugh
• cellphone
• run
• oa
• tanga
• battle
• gaga
• loka
• bading
• quotes
• olongapo
• freestyle

[therockObama7]

AYOS!!!

GAWA PA!!!

MADAMI!!!

[BWShr]

@therockObama7 hahahahaha salamat!

[mervi2032]

hahaha dat was hilarious

[angelkizzez002]

lol don't worry... i don't want it back. it was worth it!

hahahahaha