A Day in the Life of a Realtor Parody Episode #1

The Listing Appointment

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• realtor
• real estate
• agent
• parody
• cartoon

[edwardbarski]

Some of the comments here are too funny. Keep in mind this was just for fun to let off some steam from a compilation of four years of appointments. I've never actually had a client that was as silly as Sally and I've never cursed at a client like Wally does. What has happened is that whenever an appointment turns bad, I smile to myself, with the thought of Wally "The Deal" Wheeler and what he would say and I politely decline the listing and wish them luck. I hope you all can do the same.

[michaelpoczynek]

I had this call today.

[sajm0217]

Last comment is obviously from a person with bad credit, no down payment, and no job. Realtors are weasels because they want to work with people who have the capacity to buy a home? Judging by the language he seems like a classy, well informed, ideal client... why would I call a person who isn't serious about buying a house? Why would I call someone who can't speak without using profanity? Why would I call someone who himself is too lazy to even spell profanity correctly?

[MotorCityPlayer]

Fuck you lazy realtors...pushy..bitchy...and "no ones home is worth what youre asking..bla bla"...and you fux only call back those buyers u feel are "serious"..or have good credit..my realtor was a weasel

[Brandyrupert]

You know how many times I have wanted to ask a customer those exact same questions?! I say customer because I would have to be on drugs to actually take that listing, I have found that the majority of people have no idea how this business works, I have to explain it to almost everybody that I do business with and I don't mind that's part of my job. I love being a Realtor but it has its days.

[dougster981]

This home seller like most of them when they decide to sell has taken the "stupid seller" pill

[catherineulrey]

@landongendur exactly, they should list commission-free so they don't waste anyone's time.

[landongendur]

This is why clients like these should list on commission-free home listing websites.

[kimbrowntxselect]

SO,SO,SO FUNNY AND SOOO TRUE SOMETIMES! I LOVE IT! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY AT THIS REAL ESTATE OFFICE A LITTLE FUNNIER.

[michaelpoczynek]

my life most days.

[iggypukis]

even mcdonalds won't hire him