A letter to Chad

Woke up this morning with the blues all around my bed.
My Youtube is nearly dead

Oh Chad it's so sad
What should I do?

I was top of the pile for a while,
Now my viewers are fewer.
I no longer fit I'm just and old git.

Oh Chad what should I do?

I could hire a cat, should I do that
to act kinda cute, would that be the route?

I could find a baby.......maybe with whom I could play
but perhaps I should pretend to be gay
what do you say.

I could speed up my voice
would that be your choice?

Oh Chad what can I do.

I've tried sexy thumbnails to no avail
I've tried clever captions but got no reaction.
I've tried a collab but that went bad,

Should I swear of take off my top but would rather not.

Oh Chad it really is sad
Tell me what can I do?

Should I try to bribe Jamie?
Tell me what is his vice?
Would chocolate suffice
To get on the front page just once would be nice.

I don't have a wife so this is my life
Oh tell me what can I do?

It is all for the youth and that is the truth.
No place for an old git like me.

So I guess I should run and say It's been fun
Before with a sigh I say my goodbye.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• viewing
• figures
• youtube
• Chad
• music

[Nneka1963]

Peter my Love, who is "Chutney Langer?". His music is like "Country meets Soul and Funk!" I LOVE IT AND THE ARRANGEMENTS!!! And I loved your performance too! my Dear!! Take care Hun!

[geriatric1927]

@Nneka1963 He is a friend, brilliant musician. Tell you all when I see you. Phoned your mum the other day to find out about your plans. Hope to hear from you soon when you return to UK.

[Nikkipicky]

The hay day of Youtube seems to have been replaced with ads and music videos. As long as you still enjoy making videos who cares how many viewers! U are awesome :)

[russtex]

That was really brilliant Peter!

Have a Merry Christmas!

[ExtraLuke]

It's not about how many people watch you, it's about who does and why they do. And i watch as many of your videos as possible because i think they are amazing!

[REALITY2point0]

hahaha this was awesome

[Tiwaking]

It is a sad day when a YouTuber I respect wonders what happened to the old ways of YouTube.

[joinmebowser9000]

Great video :) And I laughed when you said: "Should I pretend to be gay?"

[silvertimer]

Peter, I don't look in that often, but I do watch every one of your vids! Been watching for(3?) years now & won't stop. You are still a breath of common sense and a joy to hear. You would make a wonderful "talk show" host with your articulate and knowledgeable manner. Please do not stop!

Sam

[azonec]

You seem frustrated with loosing views, dont give up. the last thing we want you to do is give up. every youtuber has a downfall, then they will slowly rise back up.

[azonec]

dont give up. the last thing we want you to do is give up.

[justwant2bhappy]

Happy New Year, this was great! We love you!

[drvrdug]

Mr. Pete, life isn't about the number of viewers, but rather the quality of viewers, and what they choose to see. We choose quality, wisdom, insight, humor, just to name a few. That's why we are here, you've got it all, as well as a gracious, and warm delivery. God Bless, and a Merry Happy New Year! Thanks for sharing.

[ptbernard]

Happy New Year! 2011