Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
wwhen suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
when they both got flattened by the batmobile
but before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat a tat tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny
good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see
but only one will survive
I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indian Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
so he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air,
then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare...
[Repeat Chorus]
Angels sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Musselini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambhi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Dock Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came outta nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually,
the champion stood, the rest saw their better,
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
[Repeat Chorus]
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