Joad Cressbeckler: NASA Honeyfuggling America With Nonsense Space Dreams
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@nuclearbananaphone P.S. Buzz Aldrin and Neil freaking Armstrong are still alive...
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@TheMohguy It's not an actual figure. It actually costs approximately $10k per pound a person weighs to send that individual to space. This amount is nowhere near $10 trillion. It's a comedy show...
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I think he's Gene Hackman's dad.
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His voice makes me want to clear my throat. *Ahem*
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$15,000,000,000 just so a guy can hope to live the ride up stay up there for a few months then hope to live the ride down then get cancer a few months later
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not sure if i like the parallels here. maybe i just hate th old fart
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No more building giant space pricks what for pissing on the cosmos.
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Try listening to this with Transcribe Audio. Perfect translation.
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He just says what we're all thinking.
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Where's Cressbeckler? We need him now more than ever! Did the Chinese girl quit?
AJsOwner 1 year ago 66
@AJsOwner What .. still no Cressbeckler? Me and my friend Jim Bowie are fixin to peal some onions!
AJsOwner 1 year ago 26