top 10 homework excuses

theese r my top ten homework excuses

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[theawsometheonlykate]

you: would i be in trouble for something i didnt do

teacher: no

you: good cause i didnt do my homework

[andresiko3]

My dog ate it, then my chinese neighbors ate my dog

[wraithkillz]

@andresiko3 and when they shit it/my dog out they put it in a bag lit it on fire and put it on my doorstep! if you dont belive me here's the ashes.

[TheGlenisdabest]

a great one

you: I threw up on it cause i ate too much

teacher:did you finish it

you: yes

teacher: hmm thats why your so fat you eat to much (thinking to themselves)

[CloudWatcherX]

"i did do it, i just forgot and left it at home" yeah i know thats a really boring one lol but still the only (believable) one i could think of. although sometimes i will try not to say anything and hope she doesn't bring it up (that never works lol)

[dragonitecrunch]

you: my dog

Teacher:let me guess, he ate it?

You:no it ate him

Teacher: o0

[thingsofeon]

I can't read half the excuses!!!!

[2011jatt]

135 is the best part

[Nike45BK]

Then the snail passed it on to a tortoise who i got it off after half a hour then he got it wet. :)

That makes it a late excuse and a no homework excuse.

[supercrazy55555]

my friend masturbated all around my homework teacher...

[mac12197]

@drboobies thats kinda sick, but if you watch some of the videos of people that like keep dogs in masses and then eat them, you will know that thats sick. actually, i don't want to cause another person to be scarred for life...