Mickey Avalon - My Dick W/ Lyrics

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Uploaded by on Jun 30, 2009

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Lyrics




My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldnt shoplift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick may-day geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

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  • my dick bigger than a hose , yo dick gets sucked by ur bro's

  • My dick, scare anacondas

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    Yo dick, is a hopeless case

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    Yo dick, look like a grain of.rice

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  • your dick =>  my dick ==============D

  • My dick gave yo girl fever yo dick smaller than Justin Beavers

  • My dick defeated chuck norris Your dick is weaker than horse shit My dick is bigger than a sausage Your dick got taken hostage My dick is the heavy weight champion Your dick just overdosed on ambien. My dick invented a time machine Your dick has no balls underneath My dick defyed the laws of physics Your dick sits down when it pisses. My dick won the medal of honor. Your dick got ate by a songbird My dick is a master hitman. Your dick got killed by a tin can. My dick wrestled a belgian ti
  • My dick is bigger then da room, Your dick look like a mushroom. My dick is bigger then conjunctions, Your dick looks like a munchkin. My dick makes big blacks gasps, Your dick makes little Asians laugh. My dick is bigger then the world, Your dick looks like a little girl. My dick is the best in the business, Your dick looks like a little bitches. My dick makes hot girls cum and numb Your dick smells like a bum Hahaha that's how u do it hahah hit me up and I'll make a rap about something
  • @skullmastersharkful If girls ruin it, how do men all over the world get laid constantly?

  • Lmao I found this from Pandora lol I like it xD

  • Ya. Da girls did fuck up this video. But cents when girls have dicks. Is it like.. My dick- Would like to fuck her in da asshole. Her dick is just another tranny with a bigger dick then Johnny Wad Homes..

  • Not to Mickey Avalon

  • @beastadriana learn how to rap did you say that in your mind lol fail rap

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