Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree Yeah, makes perfect sense.
yea pretty cool. jesus is real. my ascended master of choice is Buddha. i love the Buddha teachings. all u gotta do to become debt free is not panic and love unconditionally. u will be rewarded the more you help other ppl.
More like I owe china.Surely dont keep up with the Rockefellers.
thisnthattv 3 years ago
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree Yeah, makes perfect sense.
srichards01 3 years ago
yea pretty cool. jesus is real. my ascended master of choice is Buddha. i love the Buddha teachings. all u gotta do to become debt free is not panic and love unconditionally. u will be rewarded the more you help other ppl.
EVM3point0 3 years ago
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Awesome!
000stryke3000 3 years ago