hey, part 2 here, and hello from europe! made this entire thing while afk in BS
some of the script:
Vhab: Hello. Vhab here. In the news today:
Numsjr, accused of being the first atlantean to have sex with Sagitaris, addmitted himself
to a drug rehab clinic for painkillers. Clanners suspect it related to a possible STD's
outbreak through weekly Circle of Notum gang bangs. More on this, gang bang specialist, cock
doc.
Clockdoc - thank you, vhab. We have all seen circle of notum noobs runnign around. Their
secret? gay sex. lots of gay sex. noobs hurt, but painkillers help. Circle of Notum assholes
will never reduce to their original straight size. back to you, vhab.
Vhab - In more news, the winner for atlantean's hottest female ao player is masterblaster
for his massive amounts of estrogen. Arctic angel got a restraining order against xiphoidz
who squeezed her breasts in what he describes is his attempt to save her life by checking
her for cancer lumps. also we have
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at tg
Evilzbrute - yo, bitch. Have you seen that fucking clanner? I swear to fucking god i am
going to make him shit leets.
Jaamisha - hey, fuck you, what's up?
Evilzbrute - My name is not fuck you.
Jaamisha - Oh. weird. I always heard people address you like that.
Evilzbrute - I guess they didn't like the taste of my e peen.
Jaamisha - lol. I bet you Role Play in A.O.
Evilzbrute - oh hell no you did not just say that. You take that back. You take that back,
mother fucker.
guard - ha ha ha. what a looser.
-tsssssh-
Chainlust - want to see what I'm doing now?
Haterz - oh no! coen grew boobs.
Chainlust - So I graphed time in A.O. versus unhappiness with A.O. .
First, we have the creators. They love to fuck us with nerf bats.
Then, we have the Arks and GM's. They love to fuck us by laughing at our problems.
And, of course, the players who fuck themselves by playing.
Now, after Lost Eden, everytime players get happy, Funcom gets pissed.
So they fuck with the players with a patch and get happy again.
Why do you ask everyone is unhappy towards the middle of the graph?
Because that's when redliner started playing. And redliner fucks with everyone.
Haterz - wow
wisdomman - I'd hit that
-tssssssh-
music credits:
intro: Franz Ferdinand - The Dark Of The Matinee
ending: Cloud Cult - Take Your Medicine
Not made by Merci: I hated merci so I wrote that stupid bitch's name in there to get her spammed with tells, which happened and she bitched about it cause she's a d-bag.
ibelieve1fly 1 year ago
Anybody knows the song name @ "Vhab gone wild"? :)
2:28-2:36
Norco0 3 years ago
saul williams - grippo
one of my favorite rappers
ibelieve1fly 3 years ago