Boris Johnson Room 101 Eggs

Here's everyones favourite MP telling us why he doesn't like boiled eggs.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Boris
• Johnson
• Room
• 101
• Eggs
• MP

[rikko338]

Eggs do not come from Chicken arses. They come from Chicken vaginas. How is this not common knowledge?

[JoshDaGoodfella]

Boris is fucking awesome!

[muhammadsuleman1000]

I will be voting for Boris in the Mayoral elections, not because of his refreshing zest for life and his passion for London, but because of his record and his policies. Despite the Lib Dem/Tory spending cuts to control the debt, police numbers in London have gone UP by 9% under Boris, he has created over 300, 000 new jobs and he has done a lot of work with inter-faith charities to bridge differences between communities. Do we really want to wreck all that by electing some old demagogue?

[budhalovesmango]

@rikko338 What I learnt from my chickens is that lots of eggs from the vagina can cause an anal prolapse, on a completely different point lol

[MrJoeyWheeler]

Boris Johnson is so funny to listen to~ <3

[65spiders]

i pronounce 'vagina' as 'fagina'....but the real question is "will it blend"?

[wigster1978]

@rikko338 Actually they come from the cloaca.

[FredericaBimble]

@higfny - Because those sorts of people are on a treadmill of "arguing" and fighting and they don't even know what or why they are fighting anymore. If you told them they'd just won a million pounds, they'd find some way to turn it into a negative. 

[higfny]

I have no problem with the fact that a lot of people dont like boris' policies - I'm not to keen on all of them myself actually, but why all this hatred?

[sail1948]

@MrGrinningManiac The mans an upper class thug. You're being conned.

[MrGrinningManiac]

@sail1948 Don't care. So long as he 'carefully cultivates' his image I'll happily list him as the only Tory in recent years I really like

[reprovo]

That was a fast left Jab!