#87 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office
worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,
and LeRoy," she answered.
"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to
come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all
come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she answered. "I just use their last name!"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rodney
• reynolds
• jokes
• joke
• comedy
• welfare
• office
• women
• girl
• female
• kid
• kids
• children
• illegitimate
• wedlock
• leroy

[Chronostream]

It would seem fitting if one of their last names is Jenkins.

[KapteinFruit]

Haha, what a slut xD

[Y2KFreeYaa]

o.O

[BATTERIESc]

whats a whore. I dont get it.

[xoxylordx]

Lol

[Ndogg012]

@BATTERIESc explenation, shes a whore XD

[GrimTheToad]

you mean scooby doo

[BATTERIESc]

I dont get it. Somebody explain.

[feundol]

haha thats my favorite so fare

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

that was fucking brilliant good show ole rodney

[christheferal]

AHAHAHA!

[SterkeJoep4]

lol