The Sounds of Simon Song

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The Sounds of Simon Song July 2011
Hello Simon our old friend
We've come to take the piss again
Thru an invite that you posted late
(We're surprised you even found a date).
Now you're fifty! That's the milestone why we're here!
Oh, and the beer.
Welcome to the Sounds of Simon.

In restless nights you walk the dog
And dream of tours with Wild Hogs
'Neath the halo of the camp fire lit
You can shout (too) loud - "Show us yer tyts!"
Or take the kiiiids - on a trek thru the trees and grass
And get them lost
Within the realm of Simon

He's been at May Day since the start
His tent erection quite an art
With Debo's scoring he is easy bait
As Kathleen likes to self - nom-in-ate
And with the Fam in tow, he is always in the skit
And in the sh*t
And that's the bounds of Simon

Fools, say you, I'll raise the bar
At last I've sold my Wanker car
Look at me, I've bought a Nissan tank
We say, Simon, mate, it's still a wank,
Our words ignored - and silent petrol fell
Oh Bloody Hell!
Within the dies'l of Simon

Simon likes to read long books
He raises guinea pigs and chooks
And watches birds of the - feathered type
Still manages to a-void the hype
An advent-ur-ist, he has travelled up to the Cape
And got there late
And that's the tale of Simon

Friday nights at Pottsville Bowl
Can at times become quite droll
But after 40 beers and heaps of red
Simon's defin-ite-ly set for bed
But as the night draws on - he gets into a shocking state
Aww -- mate!!!
And ends up down - - the S Bend...

Dads and boys to Fraser go
Simon and wan-ker in tow
And Simon thought to thank the Gods of Sand
For the viewing that was never so grand
So he left his tables for the dingoes there to use
Kath not amused
Thanks to you, oh Simon.

Here we are at Stafford Heights
At the Halls' place for the night
We are proud to all - celebrate
Simons' fifty and we'll stay up late
but the vision - of Simon in his lycra shorts
is often fraught
by the curses of the Pelicans.

A flaming red head for a wife
Gets Simon often into strife
A founding member of the Choracles
She's got Simon by the Niagara Falls
But as a partnership - they are seldom without peer
We hold them dear
Here's to Kath and Simon!

Here's to Simon one and all
Kath's the short & he's the tall
We wish you and yours the very best
And we know that you'd be most impressed
With this song -- that we've put down for you, mate
- it's truly great (pause here with beers extended)
To be a mate -- of Simon
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