Dancing with the Idiots! Glenn Beck Aruging with Idiots Video Contest!

My entry for the Glenn Beck Arguing with Idiots Video Contest!!

Since I seem to have compressed this a little too much before uploading, the video and audio are a little crummy. Dang it. :) Thought I'd provide the dialog so it'd be easier to understand:

Announcer: And welcome to back to Dancing with the Idiots. And now, back to your hosts, Bill Clinton and Ann Coulter!

Clinton: (I think we have something real special) Ha... oops! We're back! Before we go any further, let's give one more round of applause to the greatest band in TV, "The Financial Ruins!"

Band: Hi!

Coulter: Before we get started, let's recap last week's episode. Fierce competitors Rod Blogojavich and Michelle Bachmann we DQ'ed in the Semi-Finals when the former Illinois Governer experienced what is being described as a "Wardrobe Malfunction." What a sad day for Illinois politics.

Bill: Ha! It sure was, Ann. Let's go on to meet our judges.

First we have the architect of the Constitution, Thomas Jefferson.

Jefferson: Hi.

Clinton: Pasty cry-baby Glenn Beck.

Beck: What?

Clinton: And the ultimate "old man" president, Ronald Reagan.

Reagan: Well...

Clinton: And now on to the dancin'.

Our first couple took the world by storm two weeks ago with Mambo #5, and now tonight, here they are dancing the waltz: Al Gore and Sarah Palin!

Gore: Ya know Sarah, it's an undisputed fact that Alaska is slowly melting into the ocean. If we could only get rid of all those nasty nuclear power plants and build more wind turbines built by my company, America might actually survive another 5 years.

Palin: Oh there you go, Al. Well the fact is that more people have been killed or injured by those harmless little wind turbines than by nuclear power. In fact, according to the Caithness Windfarm Information Forum, as of December 2008, at least 51 people have been killed by your turbines. While not one American has ever been harmed by nuclear power in the 40 years of its existence.

Gore: Oh Sarah, it's not just about people, what about those cute, cuddly, endangered polar bears?

Palin: Aww, polar bears?! Those things are multiplying like rabbits, I don't care what you say. I shot and skinned three of them just to make this dress!

Clinton: On that note, buy Glenn Beck's "Arguing with Idiots." Good night everybody.

Announcer: Thanks for watching "Dancing with the Idiots." Stay tuned for a new episode of the hit series "Desperate House Members."

Kanye West: Glenn Beck hates black people!

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• with
• idiots

[TheOriginalAnalogKid]

Was that Kanye West at the end there?...

I thought the video was o.k. until I saw that...

I nearly fell out of my chair! THAT'S HILARIOUS!

[biggamerjh1]

Didn't Clinton improve the economy a great deal?

[MyTotalRemedy]

He has a huge ego. Putting himself up with Washington and St. Reagan is like putting yourself up with Jesus for somebody like him.

Ronald Reagan was an open borders liberal!

[angrydead]

and idiot arguing with idiots.

[nodogyougay48]

@MakesOwnWeather Palin is the idiot....

[NarfBiscuits]

"Pasty crybaby Glenn Beck... What?!" Ha! I love your contest entry. Would've made a great finalist. I'm creating a playlist of a few of my favorite entries, and I'm including this one.

[MakesOwnWeather]

Clever and a lot of hard work.. I appreciate it. But, for me, hard to see Palin and others dancin' with these idiots.

[capnbobretired]

great video

[o2grace]

I LOVED it....sorry to say, better than my own entry!

[loveME4evababyy]

not entertaining