UK SNOW DISASTER 2010

*Disclaimer*: In actual fact, I think Oprah deserves her power, Paris Hilton is smashing, Madonna is most welsome, Janet Street Porter is fun and Amy Winehouse is rather talented. And, I love ALL fish and no-one should eat cows anyway!!!!!!!!! I do, however, stand by my representation of Churchill bitch slapping Hitler. oh, and I actually hate snow (although it gives me a good reason to stay agoraphobic! HA!)

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Here's the script, for the hearing impaired and for those who think I speak too fast:
Meanwhile, somewhere windswept...

The united kingdom of the British Isles
Presider of the largest empire the world has ever seen not including lord Oprahs.
An empire that diminished into a commonwealth and, in turn, dwindled into a tiny kingdom surrounded by a sea full of ugly fish. But do they dwell? Do the hell. Shes still proud. And she flashes.
Britain has survived any acts of terrorism thrown at her and takes it all on the chin. No matter what atrocities their evil overseas enemies present them with.
Britain. Victorious in both world wars. (*slap* Stop it, stop it)
Britain remained characteristically sumptuous and burly whilst Enduring mad cows
Britains backbone remained strong. Even when Madonna decided to become British.
But Britain is not invincible. It despondently carries the burden of a single Achilles heel.
Snow! Snow has crippled Britain.
They have nowhere to sit
Dust bins are rendered useless
Frozen children are strewn everywhere
Cars have spazed out
Trees are left unable to walk
Chaos ensues
More Cars... Oh wait, nom thats not snow, Amy Winehouse sneezed in a car park.
Anyway, trees!!!!
Literally, tens of millimetres has fallen
Post has been delayed by days although this is not unusual
Behaviour has become unnecessary and mental like
This is a cat
This old lady was buried alive when caught in a snow drift.
Thousands are staying home from work apart from the hardened veterans
Come on Britain. Its only a bit of snow. Grow a pair... of balls. Snow balls.
Join me next time when well be discussing the second most treacherous thing that brings Britain to a stand still... A LEAF ON A TRACK.

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[a2hunts]

idiot ur gay and not even british.

stupid turk

[Beau1618]

@a2hunts I was born in Hammersmith darling!!!!

[19jacobob93]

hahah this made me laugh! it is quite funny how some parts of the country cripple with 'tens of millimetres of snow' but im from queensbury, 3 feet wouldnt stop me!

[Beau1618]

@19jacobob93 THREE FEET???? MAdness! ha ha ha

[MrCheekymonkey1996]

look at 1:38 Funny as hell

[Beau1618]

@MrCheekymonkey1996 ;o)

[bertyUK]

"SNOW DISASTER" - WHAT THE FUCK?

It's only difficult because UK HAS AND IS STILL BEING RUN BY A BUNCH OF CRETINS.

How did we ever defeat the Nazis - that spirit is gone.

[19jacobob93]

@Beau1618 Yeah, we had 16 inches of level snow and drifts up to 6 feet last November and December! Oh the benefits of living in the Pennines :P

[CTAjunior]

Hahahah..."old lady covered due to snow drift" haha..great video, because of the UK "disaster" i had to drive my amigo twice to the airport because his flight got canceled two days...ive lived in europe for 14 years, in romania and since when has snow proved to be so chaotic?? lol?

[1982FMJ]

YOu would think an airport such as heathrow would be better equipped for little eventualities such as snow . for one of the worlds busiest airports they should be better equipped for eventualities. I get the feeling that heathrow workers don't get enough equipment and are forced to make do. Thats not really good for one of the worlds busiest airports.

[bayhoecott]

The Global Warming nutters have gone into hibernation. I wonder when they will pop their silly heads up again. They have changed their tune to "climate change" talk instead. Shame on them dont they understand we are due another ice age. I suppose that they will find an eror in their figures and say the meant an ice age instead. In the mean time I am freezing cold. Brrrrr.

[MYKEGREGORY]

THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO! this sums up the stupidity of MOST UK citizens

[MrOddy79]

excellent work dear fellow!

[orgasmlv]

hello from Bedford :) video RoCKS :)))) true 100% ....

[MrBillu1954]

Ressesson government got no money in the pot.

Britain become poor country in the world.

I am suffering with sciatica pain and this my disability stop me from work.

But I put a benefit claim ? But I am not getting right amount of money.