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Uploaded on Jun 30, 2007

Kwai Chang Kaine meets Master Po for the first time in Kung Fu TV series.

"- Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
- Young man, how is it that you do not?"

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  • Mattashi

    I wouldn't try farting "silently" in front of Master Po

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  • Aegis Nova

    But the wisdom in the "Kung Fu" series was mostly Taoism. I'd like you to discuss Bruce more. I'm not one of those who thinks you can't say anything bad about Bruce Lee. I think "Kung Fu" was a better series with Carradine -- he brought a gentleness to the role that most hadn't seen up to that time. To me, Bruce's contributions had more to do with moving away from a rigid, stylized system of fighting.

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  • luke salmen

    Nope.avi

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  • Albert Mag

    GRASS HOPPER ....MAKE ANOTHER YOU TUBE ACCOUNT UNDER DIFFERENT NAME AND UP LOAD THIS AGAIN WITH SOME VOLUME

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  • Mossy McSharry

    The thinking mind obstructs the seeing of true nature. Attaching thought creates hindrance. Projecting ideas is delusion. There is no substance to either. When leaving things alone, as they are, without discrimination, all things reveal their truth to us in their own essence and not as the ego would have it. It is always there. But when we fabricate ideas and transfer the ego's need to be right onto that which is sought, we get a false impression. We see best when we let go of our opinions.

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  • jobob47

    did you mean master Poo?

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  • Glenn Cambray

    Yes, I do the same thing too. It's like something wonderful is so close to us if only we could just grab it.

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  • jojo B

    Sometimes when I look back and reflect what I could have done right, I always ask myself "It's there, always. How is it that I do not see?"

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  • arjun datta

    So epic i nearly died...

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  • Taylor Wilkinson

    the grasshopper at your feet

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  • jennydow741

    That's the episode. Thanks much. :o)

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