USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family

Officials say a positive E. coli test prompted the recall, affecting the Wharton family's stores of ground beef, beef chuck, and rump roast.

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[MatrixFactoryGuy]

Good lord....this is totally out of control. Every day you wake up another person is dead from E-Coli....every day. Now it's cantaloupes that's killing people, ..before it was tomatoes...and then beef....and it goes on and on and on!!! I mean it's just nuts.....I am living off Krespy Creme doughnuts...only thing that isn't tainted

Sure I weigh 900lbs from eating all the doughnuts but at least I'm not dying

[downsideup100]

he was sweating a lot more than usual lol

[peniledog]

@MrDsClass this isn't a joke about e.coli its jabbing at the collective fatness of America

[MrDsClass]

Dying from E.coli is not a funny issue.

[Wuutzorx]

@Jcolinsol 10/10. Admirably articulated, acquaintance.

[Jcolinsol]

@Wuutzorx

I trust that, in time, most of humanity's intellectual endeavors will be recognized as a sort of collective trolling, perpetrated by trolls who refused to accept that they were trolls.

[Wuutzorx]

@Jcolinsol 10/10 for trolling LOL so many bites

[cyanmanta]

@kit2ng219 To be fair, Argentina, Australia, New Zealand, Portugal, Austria, and Greece all consume more meat per capita than the US.

[WeAretheWalrii]

@henrysbaby08 she sounds like her too

[kit2ng219]

that's america for you

[dudeapokemon]

@MatrixFactoryGuy you could move to canada. it's pretty cool here.

[coqmuncher]

@Jcolinsol, fatness doesn't relate to health? So are you trolling or just on meth? I suppose there have never been any causal links between smoking and health, or between gunshot wounds and death either?

Good trolling though, you act so self-righteous it actually looks like you believe the idiotic claims you are making.