- * With Joe at the store * -
Joe - Okay, what the fuck is this? *holding some
kind of wart medicine.* Whaaatever, *throws it in
the cart & walks over to another medicine* annd..
maybe a little bit of this too, *throws in four boxes
of random medicine & continues to throw in ten
others.* That should be good. *Walks up to the
condom and dumps six boxes of a 100 pack in
and walks past the food isles, he stops
when he walks by a girl and holding chicken cutlets*
Are those... chicken cutlets?
Girl - Uhm.. yeah... *Looks at his cart* uhh...
Joe - oh, my brothers sick.. I had to buy him this.
Girl - Awee, you take care of your brother?
Joe - *smiles* yes.. yes I do.
Girl - Thats adorable.
Joe - *eyeing up the chicken cutlets*
Do .. you make those?
Girl - Uhm.. yeah.
Joe - *notices she has mayonnaise in her cart* Oh..
my god, do you eat it with mayonnaise too?
Girl - Yeah.. I make a sandwich.
Joe - OH MY GOD, we need to fuck.. erh, i mean date.
Girl - Huh?
Joe - uhm, do you want to .. hang out tonight?
Girl - *smiles* sure.
Joe - k cool, Im Joe by the way, heres my number
* takes a pen thats for sale and writes his number
on her hand*
Girl - Okay, cool.
Joe - Call me later. *Walks away to pay for the stuff.*
Cashire - Okay, that'll be, 260.39 $
Joe - For medicine? Shit. uhm.. k, what do you use
for throwing up?
Cashire - *hands him one of the boxes* This shall be good.
Joe - Thanks. That, and the condoms.
Cashire - Ooo, extra large, *smirks*
Joe - Calm it Grandma, you're to old for me.
Cashire - Whatever, here. *hands him his bag.*
Joe - Peace.
* - Back at Home - *
Joe - Guys, Im home.
Nick - Hi.
Joe - Wheres Shawna?
Nick - She went home. =/
Joe - Why? Oh.. cause' you suck at sex. Oh prob.
Nick - Why are you such an ass?
Joe - Cause' I like to party. But anyways, uhm.. I
have a girl coming over soon, when she calls me.
Kevin - *walks into the room* Oh, you're home..
uhm, Frankies upstairs, so I'll take that upstairs,
*grabs the medicine*
Nick - Who's coming over.
Joe - *trys the think of her name* Damn.. I don't know.
Nick - Good job Joe.
- Later that night, Joes cell phone rings -
Joe - Hello?
?? - Hey, Its Cassidy.
Joe - Whos Cassidy? *Thinks over his sluts* Nope,
doesn't ring a bell, but you sound hot, so come
over, we can fuck.
Cassidy - uhm, EXCUSE ME?
Joe - wait... Cassidy.. as in, cutlet cassidy?
Cassidy - Yeah, you're a fucking jerk you know that.
Joe - *closes his eyes* yeah, and your voice is so
sexy when you're talking dirty to me.
Cassidy - That wasn't dirty, you want to hear dirty?
Joe - I want to hear you screaming my name, come
over.
Cassidy - uhm.. welll..
Joe - Well what? Its a one night stand, you are
fucking hot, and im horny, and right now, I wouldn't
even mind eating a chicken cutlet sandwich off
your puss.
Cassidy - .. well, I...
* With Kevin *
Kevin - *thinking, well now that Frankies sleeping..
I think I'll call Caitlin.*
Caitlin - Hello?
Kevin - Hey, Its Kevin. uhm, I have .. a test tomorrow,
and I need you to help me study.
Caitlin - No you don't, Im in your class.
Kevin - Maybe you should pay more attention then, hey?
Caitlin - Kevin...
Kevin - Fine, I just want to chill, so come over okay?
Caitlin - *sighs,* fine.
Caitlin - *soon shows up t the Jonas' house *
Kevin - *Opens the door* Hey.. *smirks*
Caitlin - So, where are we going to hang out?
Kevin - My room, its in the basement.
Caitlin - Okay. *Fallows Kevin in there.*
Kevin - *Smiles at her and locks the door*
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COMMENT ME. I've posted two today, and Im
going to post another one. but If you comment me
alot, I told you, I'll post more everyday. But If I
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Also, it takes like, 2 seconds to post a comment,
and about 45 minutes for me to post a chapter.
SO COMMMENT because I want to know if you
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*Walks up to the
condom and dumps six boxes of a 100 pack in *
LOOOL ... Sex-aholic Joe :)
o0OLauO0o 2 years ago 5
Cashire - Ooo, extra large, *smirks*
Joe - Calm it Grandma, you're to old for me.
Cashire - Whatever, here. *hands him his bag.*
Joe - Peace.
crazyjoejonaslover1 2 years ago 4