[ GRAPHIC ] Dirty JONAS Love - [Episode 6]

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- * With Joe at the store * -

Joe - Okay, what the fuck is this? *holding some
kind of wart medicine.* Whaaatever, *throws it in
the cart & walks over to another medicine* annd..
maybe a little bit of this too, *throws in four boxes
of random medicine & continues to throw in ten
others.* That should be good. *Walks up to the
condom and dumps six boxes of a 100 pack in
and walks past the food isles, he stops
when he walks by a girl and holding chicken cutlets*
Are those... chicken cutlets?

Girl - Uhm.. yeah... *Looks at his cart* uhh...

Joe - oh, my brothers sick.. I had to buy him this.

Girl - Awee, you take care of your brother?

Joe - *smiles* yes.. yes I do.

Girl - Thats adorable.

Joe - *eyeing up the chicken cutlets*
Do .. you make those?

Girl - Uhm.. yeah.

Joe - *notices she has mayonnaise in her cart* Oh..
my god, do you eat it with mayonnaise too?

Girl - Yeah.. I make a sandwich.

Joe - OH MY GOD, we need to fuck.. erh, i mean date.

Girl - Huh?

Joe - uhm, do you want to .. hang out tonight?

Girl - *smiles* sure.

Joe - k cool, Im Joe by the way, heres my number
* takes a pen thats for sale and writes his number
on her hand*

Girl - Okay, cool.

Joe - Call me later. *Walks away to pay for the stuff.*

Cashire - Okay, that'll be, 260.39 $

Joe - For medicine? Shit. uhm.. k, what do you use
for throwing up?

Cashire - *hands him one of the boxes* This shall be good.

Joe - Thanks. That, and the condoms.

Cashire - Ooo, extra large, *smirks*

Joe - Calm it Grandma, you're to old for me.

Cashire - Whatever, here. *hands him his bag.*

Joe - Peace.


* - Back at Home - *

Joe - Guys, Im home.

Nick - Hi.

Joe - Wheres Shawna?

Nick - She went home. =/

Joe - Why? Oh.. cause' you suck at sex. Oh prob.

Nick - Why are you such an ass?

Joe - Cause' I like to party. But anyways, uhm.. I
have a girl coming over soon, when she calls me.

Kevin - *walks into the room* Oh, you're home..
uhm, Frankies upstairs, so I'll take that upstairs,
*grabs the medicine*

Nick - Who's coming over.

Joe - *trys the think of her name* Damn.. I don't know.

Nick - Good job Joe.


- Later that night, Joes cell phone rings -

Joe - Hello?

?? - Hey, Its Cassidy.

Joe - Whos Cassidy? *Thinks over his sluts* Nope,
doesn't ring a bell, but you sound hot, so come
over, we can fuck.

Cassidy - uhm, EXCUSE ME?

Joe - wait... Cassidy.. as in, cutlet cassidy?

Cassidy - Yeah, you're a fucking jerk you know that.

Joe - *closes his eyes* yeah, and your voice is so
sexy when you're talking dirty to me.

Cassidy - That wasn't dirty, you want to hear dirty?

Joe - I want to hear you screaming my name, come
over.

Cassidy - uhm.. welll..

Joe - Well what? Its a one night stand, you are
fucking hot, and im horny, and right now, I wouldn't
even mind eating a chicken cutlet sandwich off
your puss.

Cassidy - .. well, I...


* With Kevin *

Kevin - *thinking, well now that Frankies sleeping..
I think I'll call Caitlin.*

Caitlin - Hello?

Kevin - Hey, Its Kevin. uhm, I have .. a test tomorrow,
and I need you to help me study.

Caitlin - No you don't, Im in your class.

Kevin - Maybe you should pay more attention then, hey?

Caitlin - Kevin...

Kevin - Fine, I just want to chill, so come over okay?

Caitlin - *sighs,* fine.

Caitlin - *soon shows up t the Jonas' house *

Kevin - *Opens the door* Hey.. *smirks*

Caitlin - So, where are we going to hang out?

Kevin - My room, its in the basement.

Caitlin - Okay. *Fallows Kevin in there.*

Kevin - *Smiles at her and locks the door*

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  • *Walks up to the

    condom and dumps six boxes of a 100 pack in *

    LOOOL ... Sex-aholic Joe :)

  • Cashire - Ooo, extra large, *smirks*

    Joe - Calm it Grandma, you're to old for me.

    Cashire - Whatever, here. *hands him his bag.*

    Joe - Peace.

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  • soooooo she's gonna get raped lol

  • ohhh i love it!!!

  • Heh heh heh

  • Hm, Lmfao my name is Cassidy XD

  • omg cassidy's my name!!! lol coincidence! lol but i go by Cassie/Cassie Jonas/Nick's Girl/Mrs. Nicholas Jerry Jonas lol :D

  • we all know what kevins going to do. it's uh kinda obvious!!! lol

  • love it

  • AWSOME:D

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