top 5 reasons not to date a stoner *if you dont smoke*

this isnt to offend any one. its just from what i learned from dating my past bf. so i thought i would pass on my knowledge.
*I dont smoke so this is from a point of view of someone that doesnt smoke and has dated a few stoner.*

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[MissJessyDawn]

... he wasnt a asshole before weed....

[MissJessyDawn]

this movie was made cuz my ex. he was a bum. haha

[asdzy]

I can give you 5 reasons why a stoner wouldn't date you.

1. You look like you eat more munchies than they would.

2. You sound like you bitch all the time (no wonder he tried to get you to smoke)

3. You don't know what the fuck your talking about. (pot doesn't kill braincells)

4. You complained that your ex didn't buy you expensive watches and rings.

5. When your high you have a heightened sense of hearing, Im high right now and i would hate to hear your irritating voice in person.

[shoespeak]

You just had a really shitty boyfriend. Weed had nothing to do with it. If he was an asshole before weed, he was an asshole before weed.

[exslayer12]

Your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

[Zaphodox]

@MissJessyDawn you need to rephrase that: "He wasnt an asshole before i made him into one"

expecting him to spend money on you? What would you think if he made a video saying "she never bought me pot! she doesnt love me" ? Well? He just values pot more than buying you bullshit bling so you can preen your feathers infront of your bitches and pretend your something your not.

Grow up.

My gf somkes pot and shes not an asshole. get you lucked out. poor you.

[Zaphodox]

5. That's just because of the difficulties of obtaining weed in your culutre.

4. Don't blame the fact that he doesn't want to spend money buying you shit on the fact he he smokes weed. Blame the fact he is not earning enough.

3. LOL that;s just because he was a douche.

2. Maybe because your such a drag to be with

1. YOU RETARD. SMOKING POT DOES NOT KILL BRAINCELLS! it can have a detrimental effect on short term memory and excerbate some psychological condition.

[NYK2O]

You wouldnt get wifed up because your quit frankly fugly and seem like a selfish bitch

[AyyYourMomIsHAWT]

Chill n smoke a bowl

[DatMangoSentinel]

Calm down on the munchies , girl.....damn.

[raven2469]

@MissJessyDawn He made have been a bum. Please dont put all stoners in that catagory. I personally have served in the military and I know all that bull they try and feed people that are in the military. When something is feed to a certain group of people it usually comes down to from the government because they dont want you to realize all the good it has for people. Do research before you put down a group. I know what its like to have a bum in a relationship.

[raven2469]

bs the goverrnment feeds people about how bad Marijuana is so wrong because they cover the facts about how Marijuana can be used for so much good in this country its unimaginable. Yet, no one wants to look at the facts before they start saying whats wrong with the substance. So puttling stoners in a catagory of horrible peopl is wrong because I know many stoners that when they smoke, they will let other stoners sit in the circle with them. Tell me what group of people would be so open to others?

[raven2469]

You are comparing ALL stoners to your bf. Some stoners that dont have plans for their life are like your top 5. Yet, I am in college at the moment and I am working almost full-time every week. So you really cant compare a stoner to your past relationship because you truely dont know them. I will admit I have done other illegal substances but I never let those substance stop me for working, paying my bills and spending time with my gf. Honestly please dont catagories stoners because the

[FameisFuture]

people arent always nice, dont blame weed.