MISHA COLLINS TALKING ABOUT HIS BIRTH DEFECTS AND HIS QUEEN TROUBLES - Transcripts Coming...
Misha: What is up my homies?...
Person: Why did we bring construction paper?
Audiece: and eggs!!
Misha: I dont know why did you?...thats wierd... theres an egg and what appears to be a peice of plywood...we could make an omlette...I don't know I was hoping we could figure that out..there are- can I please see a show of eggs... Not bad... Thats a [?]... okay what do you want to talk about... um.. could I have a question from the audience please... yes
Woman: I have an odd question for you misha-
Misha: im sorry, I don't do odd questions..
Woman: [Indistinguishable] personality though....
Misha: Pardon.. oh, ho!... okay its gunna be that kind of day is it...
Woman: So your part in Nip/Tuck, are you that flexible?
Misha: um, when I was in high school- I went to a big high school and every year they did a physical fitness test and during that physical fitness test one of the things they measure, you know you run as fast as you could, I didn't do very well... doing chin ups, which were difficult, but you also had to demonstrate your flexibility and I was the most flexible boy ever in the history of the twelve-hundred student high school... It gets cooler... so I did Nip/Tuck partly because im so flexible and then I had uh- I had a bicycle accident recently and they thought I might have broken my back.. so they did a MRI, and they discovered I have a birth defect in my spine.. and they said uh I'm missing part of my bones which they said probably make you more flexible.. So I was thinking "I'm the most flexible guy ever in the school, jerks" .. becasue I have a congenital birth defect..
Woman: You did a great role.. that for it
Misha: Thank you.. is-are alot of you from um Vancouver? about 6 or 7 of you... and then.. alot fo uh people who are from not the America's.. wow... alright... thats all.. and then theres Calgary... isn't that always true though... you guys aren't asking questions, are you?... yeah.. theres some of my co-workers over there... raise your hands..I don't know what- how to call you guys out but.. i'll work on it.. I will.. whats cookin?
Woman2: Hi Misha how are yeah?
Misha: im well how are you?
Woman2: Im great, Im from Delaware-
Misha: are those- your from Delaware
Woman2: yeah-
Misha: and you stopped at Mardi Gras on your way here... no...from this distance they look like Mardi Gras beeds- oh no thats cool... what did you do to get them?.. im sorry- its nah- I forgot the order.. your asking me a question..
Woman2: No it's fine
Misha: Okay
Woman2: um okay well as a "Minion" I was wondering what it felt like to be a free man once again?
Misha: sorry? ... thats never not gunna sound wierd...as a minion what?
Woman2: How does it feel to be a free man once again?
Misha: oh right.. I was in Jail wasn't I... . I-my- you know what my schedual is so hectic I sometimes forget um yes I did, I guess I kinda- know whats funny- uhh I dont know what to do right now- wanted to just not talk about that, we'll see how it goes um.. its not gunna work..I dont joy ride... i dont even know- doesnt make sense.. um so yeah- no- uh yea I was but lets not talk about it... yes
Woman2: ...you mentioned you were abducted by the queen... what your scariest moments were besides that?-
Misha: Besides being abducted by the queen.. other scary queen related stuff or?... becasue I have some-I have had a bunch of scary run-ins with queens...If thats what your getting at..
You know, you see so many actors who are stuck on themselves. Misha is probably the most down to earth guy Ive ever seen. Hes funny, and he has the personality of Shawn Spencer on Psych. But, seriously, hes such a breath of fresh air. He apparently hasnt let any fame go to his head! Such a great man!
BookgirlAZ 2 years ago 94
Thanks so MUCH for putting in their dialogues!!
Lol, HE'S THE MOST FLEXIBLE GUY IN SCHOOL!!! Oh dear God, as if I didn't have enough reasons to squeal over him!
crOwnlEssG 2 years ago 52