The 5 stages of Twitards

( This video is aimed at the types of fans that think Twilight is their freakin' bible, NOT THE SANE ONES WHO KNOW BETTER.)

A message to my commenters:

I would really appreciate it if you would stop leaving comments or flames towards one youtuber named XXXXRaNdOmAmBeRXXXX. Although she's pissed many of you off, we have long since came to an understanding and a certain level of respect to each other's opinions. Now, let's leave her to her own, since she will now leave us to ours.

Thank you.)

A Parody of Robot Chicken's 5 stages of Quicksand.

Only this time, its a twitard, after being pwned by an Anti-Twilighter.

All voice acted by me, Ending credits is the benny hill show theme song.

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• Twilight
• sucks
• Twitard
• benny
• hill
• show
• theme
• song
• robot
• chicken
• stages
• giraffe
• Edward
• sexy
• Bella

[FTWClaire]

I love the HP vs. Twilight argument. I have read all of the Twilight books and though I didn't like them at all, they were more attention grabbing than HP. I though Harry Potter was good, but not god's gift to the litterate.

[Ladyluck043]

@FTWClaire Eh, I honestly don't like either of them, or the movies.

[BloodySweetJbalz]

I love Twilight, and I am the teensiest bit obsessed with it, but I did not go through any of these stages.

I did like the video though. It was funny.

To be such a huge fan you have to be prepared to deal with the antis and that requires two senses: a common one and one of humor.

[Ladyluck043]

@BloodySweetJbalz Smart thinking,.

[Rukia91554]

Twilight was poorly written. And is was waaayyy to overrated. Stephanie Meyer went all fan girl on the last one. But teens find the awesome cause it's so poorly written and easy to read. Guys seriously get some grammar and good litriture in that thick skull of yours.

[riversandstones4717]

Ok, I saw some of the comments, about gays. Know i have to go all gay rights on y'all. That really isn't much of a insult cuz being gay is fine. Love is love. Some of the nicest people I know are gay. So yeah, go ahead call him gay, cuz he can get way more girls then you can :P

[riversandstones4717]

I tend to disagree with the last part :) just saying

[twilightisabellaizzy]

but anyway, what i say about twilight haters is that if they have read the books and hate it, tahst ok, i understand, but if they just hate it because its popular and so many people like it, they are too stupid to understand

[twilightisabellaizzy]

hiya:) i just wanna say something. Two weeks ago, i read my first twilight book (i am 13 btw) and i loved it!!! i finished all the books in two weeks! I consider myself a twihard as i no everything where it happened, but i dont like stephanie meyer much. I admire her for creatiung such detailed books, but there is something about her comments on her website... im not sure.

[gabby1049]

@VoldyTwilight2 yo see i can respect that i mean seriously

[zolo1243]

@Ladyluck043

I'm not going to argue this point anymore, because clearly most people who believe that a creature which sparkles in the sunlight (which is completely not its fault, and why they avoid the sun to begin with) is automatically gay are totally blind to how fallacious that reasoning really is.

[xWolfHauntx]

@zolo1243 Okay well if you're thinking in a stereotypical way, glittery men=gay.

[Ladyluck043]

@zolo1243 Not ALL gay men are glittery and girly, but the ones that Are, definitely are gay.