Unicycle Creed

This is my unicycle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My unicycle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master is as I must master my life. My unicycle, without me, is useless. Without my unicycle, I am useless. I must ride my unicycle true. I must pedal faster then my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must learn to wheel walk before he learns. I will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My unicycle an myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. Ww are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

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[ChrisChiappini]

@Pimkins Thanks!

[Pimkins]

haha! I get it...and It's funny :-)