Not the Beatles 'Norwegian Leg' A Tribute

Not the Beatles 'Norwegian Leg' &fmt=18 A Tribute

Norwegian Leg
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.
She showed me her leg, isn't it good, norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.
I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine.
We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed".
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown.
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Beatles
• 'Norwegian
• Leg'
• Wood
• Guitar
• Acoustic
• Humour
• spoof
• parody
• short
• film
• sketch
• Heather
• Mills
• Paul
• McCartney
• John
• Lennon

[sid3sh0w13o13]

yas get it up yi heather. exellent mate

[gerdenshed]

Thank you Bob ;0)

Mark....

[SoupBeardMan]

Funny. And good.

[gerdenshed]

Glad you liked it :)

[blinddrunkal]

Like your style!!!!

[gerdenshed]

Thanks, I'll drink to that :)

[pili2255]

Beautifuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! 5 *****

Gaby

[gerdenshed]

Thanks for that :)

[noDsliw]

Excellent ;) that's a crack up!

[gersing]

you are welcome!! =D