Eminem- Role Model

Eminem- Role ModelOK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!

Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldnt wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I,LL choke you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on jerry springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (bitch)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat 'shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (weed did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped garth brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

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[ExplosiveTurd]

Fuck Vanilla Ice.

[TheMreddiemoney]

@TheMreddiemoney

[TheMreddiemoney]

get a clean shave bathe and go to a rave

[arkee71]

@gameday26 yep we are defnitely on common ground...and i believe things can and will get better...i think they are better than 100 yrs ago....so peace is within our reach for everybody...love is all we need

[gameday26]

@arkee71 hey ive been so overwhelmed i havent checked my inbox in like for ever. we seem to have found a common ground on the subject of race . for some reason black ppl enjoy killing black ppl. thats based on ignorance as well. i personally just want some peace in this short life, and perhaps some peace of mind is that too much to ask? tell me what you think.

[arkee71]

@gameday26 ignorance is never an excuse for bigoted behavior...we have to be responsible and seek the truth..instead of basing our ideas on the past..its up to us to make sure that these kids see one color ...human

[gameday26]

@arkee71 you make a good point. I had stated that racial stereotyping that's past down for generations equal layer, upon layer.  our parents only teach us what theyre parents taught them so how can we be expected to know any better?

[arkee71]

@gameday26 if we are to overcome racism..you have to believe that we can...and im sure its always there underneath somewhere...but it doesent mean we have to hate one another does it?

[arkee71]

@gameday26 so your saying i dont know myself?...as i said...you got your opinions ..fine...your wrong in stereotyping me..i dont have a racist bone in my body..ive stood against it..when it was in my best interest not to...chistianity has been passed down too..i dont believe in it either...youre way off track on who you think i am...im a friend

[gameday26]

@arkee71 actually racism has been past down from many generations sometimes its so subtle, you may not recognize for what it really is. you can better deside when you recognize it. an open mind, and an open heart is a good start toward that recognition