Jay-Z And Beyonce's Baby Girl is So Rich That - David Letterman's Top 10 List.

Jay-Z And Beyonce's Baby Girl is So Rich That:
# 10 ) Her first baby photos were taken by Stephen Spielberg.
# 9 ) Her Baby Carriage is made by Rolls Royce.
# 8 ) Her new Doll House is Michael Jackson's old Mansion.
# 7 ) She got rid of her first nanny for a younger and more beautiful Trophy Nanny.
# 6 ) When she runs out Louis Vitton Diapers, her nanny uses the Picassos.
# 5 ) Her first Piggy bank was an actual Swiss Bank.
# 4 ) She gets Liposuction to get rid of her baby fat.
# 3 ) when she has a fever, they call Dr. Phil to take her temperature and then call Dr. Oz for a second opinion.
# 2 ) She has Chef Ramsey on 24 hour call, just to heat her formula.
# 1 ) Her first word's are going to be " I'll take it! "

Plus 3 I didn't use.
# 1 ) She had all her Birth Announcements sent Fed Ex Overnight.
# 2 ) She was Baptized by the Pope.
# 3 ) Her new Crib is going to be on the Next MTV's Cribs.

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[fuzzydude64]

...I never pay attention to celebrities. They bore the shit out of me and are not worth my attention. Wait what? They named it "Blue Ivy"- seriously? I mean,"Ivy" is okay but "Blue Ivy"? Celebrities should not be allowed to name babies. EVER! They always picked the worst names possible! *RANT RANT RANT*

[tonyfamous]

@fuzzydude64 I agree! What really makes me crazy is evertime I turn on the news all I hear about is Jay-Z's an Beyonce'S retarded baby! I mean it's no wonder I'm such a dumb-ass. ;-)

[Everythingyousaw]

I like it. :) :D

[tonyfamous]

@Everythingyousaw thanks. :-)

[Zooroonies]

lol i love letterman's voice here XD

[tonyfamous]

@Zooroonies Thanks. :-) Personally, I feel I suck at impressions.

[dfghipeaudcfvoyku8ku]

@fuzzydude64 no

[Everythingyousaw]

No problem.