Jay-Z And Beyonce's Baby Girl is So Rich That:
# 10 ) Her first baby photos were taken by Stephen Spielberg.
# 9 ) Her Baby Carriage is made by Rolls Royce.
# 8 ) Her new Doll House is Michael Jackson's old Mansion.
# 7 ) She got rid of her first nanny for a younger and more beautiful Trophy Nanny.
# 6 ) When she runs out Louis Vitton Diapers, her nanny uses the Picassos.
# 5 ) Her first Piggy bank was an actual Swiss Bank.
# 4 ) She gets Liposuction to get rid of her baby fat.
# 3 ) when she has a fever, they call Dr. Phil to take her temperature and then call Dr. Oz for a second opinion.
# 2 ) She has Chef Ramsey on 24 hour call, just to heat her formula.
# 1 ) Her first word's are going to be " I'll take it! "
Plus 3 I didn't use.
# 1 ) She had all her Birth Announcements sent Fed Ex Overnight.
# 2 ) She was Baptized by the Pope.
# 3 ) Her new Crib is going to be on the Next MTV's Cribs.
...I never pay attention to celebrities. They bore the shit out of me and are not worth my attention. Wait what? They named it "Blue Ivy"- seriously? I mean,"Ivy" is okay but "Blue Ivy"? Celebrities should not be allowed to name babies. EVER! They always picked the worst names possible! *RANT RANT RANT*
fuzzydude64 1 month ago
@fuzzydude64 I agree! What really makes me crazy is evertime I turn on the news all I hear about is Jay-Z's an Beyonce'S retarded baby! I mean it's no wonder I'm such a dumb-ass. ;-)
tonyfamous 1 month ago
I like it. :) :D
Everythingyousaw 1 month ago
@Everythingyousaw thanks. :-)
tonyfamous 1 month ago
lol i love letterman's voice here XD
Zooroonies 1 month ago
@Zooroonies Thanks. :-) Personally, I feel I suck at impressions.
tonyfamous 1 month ago