Insane Clown Posse - Serial Killer Lyrics

If I Was A Serial Killer
They Would Find All My Victim's Heads In Funky Ass Gas Station Toilets
And If I Was A Serial Killer
I Would Be Strange And Deranged
And I Would Never Change

If I Was A Serial Killer
I'd Be Known As The Smoker
Cuz I Would Cut Off And Smoke All Of They Hair
And If I Was A Serial Killer
I Would Sleep On Broken Glass And Thumbtacks
And I Would Smoke Mad Crack

First Thing I Would Do Would Be To Kill A Couple Hotties
That Always Gets Em Mustered Up, Decapitated Bodies
Dumped On State Police Lawn Just Before Dawn
To Let Em Know My Ritual Had Begun
I Crack A Phonie With The Devil, Tell Him Dig Me A Hole
Cuz I'm Comin When I Die, Until That I'm In Control
This Is If I Was A Serial Killer, And Though I Ain't
But If I Was I'd Do My Walls Up Red With Blood Paint
This Is If I Was A Serial Killer, And Though I Ain't
But If I Was I'd Never Stop Because I Know That I Can't

If I Was A Serial Killer
I Would Drive A Black Van, And I Would Ride Around The Collage Campus
And If I Was A Serial Killer
I Would Walk Among Us And Gain Trust
Until I Needed That Rust

I Park Outside These Bitches Homes Then Drive Away
Then Come Back With Lights Off This Time I'm Here To Stay
I Wear Human Bones Around My Neck And Have My Ceremonies
Then Go Back Upstairs And Microwave Some Macaronis
You Know Whats All Up In My Trunk So Don't Ask Me To Pop It
Once I Get Out To My Cabin Then I Finally Unlock It

This Is IF I Was A Serial Killer And Though I'm Not
But If I Was I'd Snap A Photo Once They Die On The Spot
This Is IF I Was A Serial Killer And Though I'm Not
But If I Was I'd Know That I Can't, So I Would Never Stop

And I Don't Know Myself Anymore
(And I Don't Know Who I Am Anymore)
And I Don't Know Who To Be Anymore
(And I Don't Know Who I Am Anymore)
And I Don't Know What To Think Anymore
(And I Don't Know Who I Am Anymore)
Except That I Am Strange And Deranged
(And I Don't Know Who I Am Anymore)
And I Will Never Change


I Wanna Hold Up This Hatchet
The Psychopathic Wicked Shit'll Burn A Hole In The Day
(Choppin On Down)
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
We Gonna Always Keep It Wicked, Shit Go' Always Be The Same
(Choppin On Down)
I Wanna Hold Up This Hatchet
Fuck The World, Take Me Under Bitch, We Try To Rule The Tunnels

The Tempest Rainin Lightnin Bolts Of Fire
Riding ICP With Mike Clark Again
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
Wicked Clowns Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox, An Lotus
Holdin Down The Underground And You Notice
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
And You Notice

Choppin On Down
(Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop)
Choppin On Down
(Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop)


I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
I Wanna Hold Up This Hatchet
The Psychopathic Wicked Shit'll Burn A Hole In The Day
(Choppin On Down)
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
We Gonna Always Keep It Wicked, Shit Go' Always Be The Same
(Choppin On Down)
I Wanna Hold Up This Hatchet
Fuck The World, Take Me Under Bitch, We Try To Rule The Tunnels

The Tempest Rainin Lightnin Bolts Of Fire
Riding ICP With Mike Clark Again
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
Wicked Clowns Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox, An Lotus
Holdin Down The Underground And You Notice
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
And You Notice

I Wanna Hold Up This Hatchet
(Choppin On Down)
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
(Choppin On Down)
I Wanna Hold Up This Hatchet
(Choppin On Down)

The Tempest Rainin Lightnin Bolts Of Fire
Riding ICP With Mike Clark Again
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
Wicked Clowns Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox, An Lotus
Holdin Down The Underground And You Notice
I Wanna Run With This Hatchet
And You Notice

If I Was A Serial Killer
I Would Bury All My Special Projects Underneath The Garden In My Grandmother's Back Yard
And If I Was A Serial Killer
I Would Be Strange And Deranged
And I Would Rock My Hatchet Change

Category:

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Tags:

• insane
• clown
• posse
• serial
• killer
• lyrics

[gothsnroses08]

I wanna hold up this Hatchet

The Psychopathic Wicked shit'll burn a hole in the day

MMFWCL

JUGGALETTE FOR LIFE!!

[BlackShadowTears]

im down with the clown...i have been since i was two years old....im sick and tired of all the fucking haters coming on the group n talking shit....MMFWCL to the juggalo n juggalette family

[0bradymadness0]

Awsome song, thumbs up if you read the lyrics along with the song

[cba321427]

thumbs up if ur listenin in 2012 MCL >:o)

[awesomeshado1]

2 whoops

[TRUE0UTLAW]

@gothsnroses08 Whoop Whoop!

[fluffeehatchet]

I wanna run with hatchet

[btk724]

whoop whoop homies keep this wicked shit up till we DIE

[96EmoBunny96]

Lette For Life <3

MMFWCL

[voodooskullz13]

what do you mean if i am a serial killer :P Whoop Whoop

[2hott2stressit]

If I were a serial killer I'd smoke mad crack >_< lol