Solo Performance starring Carrie Prejean

This saga is hilarious!

This girl has an IQ to match her *natural* bra size.

Having been fired for dereliction of duties by a "soft-porn" pageant, the big-mouthed runner-up, in true Republican spirit, decided to sue the pageant. They counter-sued for the cost of her boob implants.

A mere $5,200!

Obviously, the economy size.

TMZ.com released the following information (Rumor? True? Who, other than Carrie, the camera person, and her lawyer knows?):

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

Handiwork? A promising solo career, huh?

I always thought that she was destined for a career in porn flicks!

I guess that no other actor was willing to star alongside --- or is that atop? --- her.

Still, I you have to admire her independent, do-it-yourself spirit --- if nothing else.

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