Unfaithful Parody - Unfatty

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A parody Downesy wrote in Year 10 at school, with the parody writing group that called themselves the DaLeKs (Downesy and Lennard even Kyte). The lyrics have been edited a little, bit not much.

Dave plays the disgusting, binge eating slob, whilst Downesy plays the roommate who wants to turn his life around. Do enjoy.

Lyrics:

Story of his life
Searching for the right
Fatty fast food company

Eating fruit and veg
That should be his pledge
But he doesn't listen to me

He's morbidly obese
Yeah he's a fookin' beast
The reason why this guy is huge

Burger in his mouth
Playing with himself
He was skinny originally..

And I know that he knows I'm unfatty and it kills him inside
To know that I am happy eating Muller Light
I can see him frying
I don't wanna feed him anymore
I don't wanna give him my pork pies
Cuz everytime he opens the fridge door
I see him grow a little more inside
I don't wanna feed him anymore
But I don't wanna take away his pies

I don't wanna be... A binge eater

I smell him in the air
Leftovers in his hair
There's gotta be another way

I slap him on the cheek
He offers me some meat
As if it's gonna make me happy

I say I got my own
His food needs to be thrown
A lie I didn't have to tell

Because we both know
That he's a fatty guy
And he'll never waste a bite

And I know that he knows I'm unfatty and it kills him inside
To know that I am happy eating Muller Light
I can see him frying
I don't wanna feed him anymore
I don't wanna give him my cream pie
Cuz everytime he eats off the floor
I see another button pop or five
And I don't wanna feed him anymore
But I don't wanna take away his pies

I don't wanna be.... A binge eater

He left, his crusts!
I might aswell take a salad and put it to his plate
Get him losing weight

I know I gotta do this....

I don't wanna feed him anymore
I don't wanna give him my pork pies
Cuz everytime he opens the fridge door
I see him grow a little more inside
And I don't wanna feed him anymore
But I know that food is his life...

I don't wanna be....... A binge eater

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Rihanna
• unfaithful
• parody
• unfatty
• Dave2Downesy
• Dave-Lee
• Conio
• Chris
• Kyte
• Ollie
• Lennard
• Dave
• Downesy

[CoolKidsAnonymous]

hahahahahaha this is so brilliant!

[RapidAmp]

Best one yet! :D

[eViLcLoWnHaBiTaT]

...something tells me you support chelsea...

i just dont know what it is..

[monlinable]

BEST PARADY EVER! reminds me of my friend :3

[LoveNotMuch921]

HAHAHHAHAHHA lolz

[godtheonyt]

Hilarious!!!!

[LottieHottie228]

hahaha good

I love the lyrics and video :P

[steph05019]

would be good if you could sing...

[NexusBigFan]

hahahaahahaha

[Soccergirly9100]

(:

[nanochem1]

nice lyrics. but u gotta brush up on ur singing

[yahchik1]

lmao!