Windows 95 Sucks

Parody Song of Start Me Up, by Bob Rivers demonstrating how rubbish Windows 95 really is.
(The original video was a online flash movie)
Lyrics:
When I bought it up,
Brought Windows home tryto boot it up
But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough.
I'll be runnin out,
I need some extra RAM to fix me up,
I'll have to cough it up,
Open My wallet up.
It never stops
Its Windows 95,
Its suckin up my drive.
It makes a Pentium fly....
But my PC,
Is obsolete
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine.......
Ring it up
Stick me up
You sucked me in, and then you got me hooked
Theres so much stuff to buy,
I need a new hard drive.
Its gonna suck me dry,
My 386 dont have the speed
It takes an hour just to bring up the screen.
Nanananana
Whoa no!
I made a software buy
Its makin Bill Gates come
Its makin a Rich Man come....

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Windows_95_Sucks
• Bob_Rivers
• Random

[Stoettax]

I LOVE WINDOWS 95

[topsyandpip56]

@Stoettax Congratulations.

[nerdy1351]

All 16-bit Windows = cool

Win 95 = cool but driver installs suck hard

Win NT4: decent

Win 98 and 98 SE = simply speachlessly fantastic

Win Me = ass

Win 2k = fantastic

Win XP = awesome

Win Vista = ok but you need a supercomputer to run it

Win 7: ok so far

[topsyandpip56]

@nerdy1351 Isn't it good, that it sucks, hard?

[MaddaChick07]

Are You Usin WinXP (Stands For Windows XP) Its The Best OS!

[ryandaniel2000]

All 64-bit windows = awsome but slow

Win me = Stupid

Win TS2 = Cool

[AIF501]

on windows 95, I usually store my files on floppy disks,...

[matthew65536]

@nerdy1351 not true unless you call a compaq persario a super computer

[stainlessmole]

Only reason it ate up memory is because it enabled you to save a lot of files, however pcs of the time had never heard of anything more than 64mb ram and 4gb hdd lol

[Timmitous]

@jenison99 THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT CAN CRASH DUMBASS

[jenison99]

@Timmitous MACS DONT GET A BSOD WHY WOULD U SAY IT SUCKS o_O

[eathatapple]

thats why i use mac

[WindowsSanAndreas]

WTF Weird He Threw Out His Monitor and Keyboard but in the Shop he Just Bought a CPU not a Monitor and Keyboard XD

[puffleboy101]

I have got 2000 it's ten times worse

[trds10121]

win 95 rocks the universe(my opinion)