Uploaded on Nov 8, 2011
The NonHelpDesk app is an entertainment app with high quality, non-helpful audio voice statements that play through your phone's speaker. NonHelpDesk is perfect for IT support people who want to play pranks.
Below the voice statements it plays with the free version of the app:
5 Free Statements:
1) Are you sure that your computer and or device is plugged in?
2) Have you tried turning your computer and or device off and back on again?
3) Hello, welcome to the help desk. To continue in French please press 1, for Spanish please press 2, for Italian please press 3, for Russian please press 4, for Greek please press 5, for Swahili please press 6, German please press 7, for Pig Latin please press 8, for Gibberish please press 9, for English please press 10. Thank you, we have received your response. The help desk is now closed. Good-bye. (phone tone)
4) Our call volume is low and one of our agents will be with you momentarily. Your estimated wait time is 4 hours.
5) Thank you for contacting support. For help please say help. Did you say Quit? Response accepted. Good bye (phone tone)
When you upgrade the app, you also get the following voice statements unlocked:
6) Thank you for contacting the help desk. Your call and or email is very important to us. Please try contacting us again during regular business hours excluding weekends , statutory holidays or our lunch breaks.
7) Did you try entering your user name and or password correctly?
8) If you are male please press 1, if you are female please press 2, if you like the color blue please press 3, your name is Max please press 4, if your cat had kittens yesterday please press 5, if own a skipping rope please press 6, if you put your pants on in the morning left leg first please press 7, if you eat pasta please press 8.
9) If you don't want to wait please press 1 and if you are very lucky we may call you back sometime in the near or distant future.
10) We are glad you called. An agent will be with you soon. Did you know we sell other stuff that you can buy. (keeps repeating in a very annoying fashion)
11) Hello, you have reached the help desk. Please enter you 47 digit pin number followed by the pound key. Pause 4 seconds. Sorry that is incorrect. Good bye. (phone tone)
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