DUI Song - by Nuthatch-47

DUI Song - why it's not cool to drink and drive. Based on the true encounters of DUI-holders.
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Have you ever been drunk as s**t and got pulled over,
Youd hear the sirens and you still wouldnt think your trip is over.
The cop would have to force you to stop,
And you would pray to God that he is not a real cop.
Have you ever been drunk as s**t and got pulled over.

Have you ever been drunk as s**t and got pulled over,
Roll down your window and the cop can smell that youre not sober.
Step out of the vehicle, sir.
And watch your mouth moth*****r so you dont get hurt.
Have you ever been drunk as s**t and got pulled over.

Have you ever been drunk as s**t and got pulled over,
Because you crossed the double line, then hit the gas, then hit somebodys Range Rover.
Have you ever been drunk as s**t,
That you forget at least a half of English alphabet.
Have you ever been drunk as s**t and got pulled over.

Have you ever been drunk as s**t and got pulled over,
Hey, I dont get it what the Hell did I do to get pulled over?..
I only had a couple of drinks,
So I can easily touch my nose with my fingertip.
Have you ever been drunk as s**t and got pulled over.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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[bigntall08]

This is swell as hell, which means it's good

[a5e26]

i like it

[hidnshadows]

YAAAAAAY hey are you guys gonna make another CD?