Don't Get Hurt Health Plan

President Obama says we all need healthcare, but most of us have our own plan.

Featuring Jon Pack, Jill Donnelly, Alex Hopkins, Jason Kalter, Raja The Tiger, Rob Stern, Michael Dubin, and Jen Statsky. Written by The Landline. Idea by Travis Helwig.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• healthcare
• reform
• obama
• sketch
• parody
• spoof
• health
• care

[Areweonfiya]

Awesome! I signed up a week ago and it's working great for me so far! :D

[Boomer1949]

I have this plan!! My employer doesn't offer health insurance but thanks to "don't get hurt" I have peace of mind.

[MoldytoasterMedia]

FAKE

[sixtiksix]

So the only options are being a fucking beggar scumbag government tool or not getting hurt?

[ori84]

Americans may not know that, but to tell the truth - in countries, where government pays for health care, "Don't Get Hurt Health Plan" is still the best way to survive... ;) Just take care of your liberty and Your money, You wouldn't like to become a second Soviet Union.

[bush2sucks]

The republican contigency plan if The Don't Get Hurt Plan fails is R.I.P. : Rest In Peace....very funny video though, well done!!

[eksortso]

Sound like a plan! It probably works out well for the doctor, too, since there's no messing around with insurance forms. But what about catastrophic coverage?

If you're a financial wizard, you could save your money and do better than the insurance companies. But finance is their job.

Hey, I agree with you on disagreeing that we need universal health care. As bad as paying off a debt can be, at least I can see the real expense, and I'll live to see it be paid off!

Good luck and good health!

[geekbassist]

i'm sorry to hear about that malpractice experience..

i still disagree that i need universal health care.

i pay for my doctor visits with my IT computer skills since i have a doctor as a client. i also have AAA which gives me better discounts on prescriptions than anyone i know with healthcare. my plan works great for me and i don't want to change it. noone pays my bills, why should i pay anyone elses other than my family?

[blackacadian]

Rep. Alan Greyson would agree with me that your vid is seriously lacking the appropriate important information necessary to responsable viewers about the Republican Contingency Plan people should follow, if the "don't get hurt" plan fails. For more info, check it out on youtube.

[kearlstig1961]

This is nice and funny.

[eksortso]

Oh yeah? I felt the same when I was 33. When I was 34, my doctor put me on a medication she wasn't familiar with and I ended up in the hospital. Now I'm 35, and I've still got about 18 months left on my hospital payments. The doctor closed her practice, and I'm still paying the bills... barely.

Get insurance! At the very least, get coverage for hospital stays.

[geekbassist]

i dont need healthcare. when i get sick, i heal without medicine. i am a human.

instead of wasting money on healthcare, take the money you would be spending on "insurance" and save it. you'll probably end up with a surplus if you take care of yourself. and if you never get sick enough to need a doctor, you've saved alot of money for retirement. :)

i am 33 and i've never needed healthcare.