The Nek Minute Song

sumtimes i get a real hard stiff and i touch it and jizz comes out but i dont touch it just like youd touch a wall or woteva i grip it like borris becker grips his tennis racket and rub my hand up and down like i am milking the goat and this wacky shit comes out and it kinda looks like pantene conditioner that you use in your hair and when it comes out it feels real freaky kinda like im going for a piss and stopping then going again then stopping and then it stops so i have to wipe it up with an old sheet that fell off the bed ages ago and ive been trying to use a new bit of it each day so im not wiping up shit with an already wiped up on sheet know wot im sayin

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[spacestick1]

why would you write a discription like that

[MrTakinthepiss]

@spacestick1 because it brought me joy

[shykeas1]

(O_O)...Awesome song.... Fuck the description!

[TheApatheticActivist]

Is this Sloth off the Goonies?

[Tysonwilliams101]

hahahahahahahhahaha fuck yes, best description

[ForeverYoungLikeChar]

@lozdamo Yeah that to.

[lozdamo]

@ForeverYoungLikeChar either that or they read the descrption??

[dirtbird68]

lol

[ForgottenAgs]

@MrTakinthepiss i know what you mean..

[Mr45Dudee]

WoW?

[ForeverYoungLikeChar]

32 people forgot to leave their scooters outside the dairy.

[jacksAtank]

Look at the desc WTF!