One Night Stand

A story with Eugene in it.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• one
• night
• stand
• eggs
• drunk
• totalvom
• detrimentalevision

[bigswifty219]

Po-Mo sucks.

give it up.

either start playing piano and emulating the 'beats' or focus on literary metaphor and be like a mole, a force pushing up the ground and hardly seen by any but who look close, or have cabbages.

[ractalfece]

I feel like you have something important to say to me. But your comment is too oblique for me to understand.

[seajohn]

I really enjoy your sense of humor, Mr ractalfece. Very creative presentations. Nice singing, too. Since I discovered your posts some time late last night, I've been watching them. I moved to Bangkok about 10 years ago from California. It's refreshing to experience the darknesses and joys of an American performing artist again. The honesty of no shirt. Every moment is a surprise. Please accept my congratulations and encouragement.

[geoffreybeene]

I hope someday I can run into some dude in a bar, sit in the corner, and have him tell me stuff like this for a long time.

[whosniffedme]

"I don't know who gave her these eggs!" Beautiful. Jesus John, your comedy will NEVER get old.

[Gollon666]

I think this person wants you to become an underground rapper.

[pparasol]

I love you.

[memoryhero]

Another heartfelt testamonial.

[vertigoindigo]

hm your videos are....interesting.

[armchair2pt0]

Wow, you sound scarily similar to one of Tom Waits's spoken word tracks. All you need is a glockenspiel and some sound effects.