Bison-tennial

Aye, I'm making these babies like CHARMS!!! IT WON'T STOP THERE!!! I HAVE BIGGER PLANS!!!

And so. Case Study: M. Bison, or if you're Japanese or Traditionalist, "Vega" or if you're mad "M. Trousers" or if you're dyslexic "Muuuh. Biwaaahhnt"

He's the main villain of the Street Fighter pantheon (Gill is a misguided hero. Akuma is an anti-hero) He has a very fucking frightening evil grin in Street Fighter Alpha 3 (Play it, an you'll dig what I'm saying) he's in command of a supersecret drug ring/ terrorist organisation called "Shadoloo" or if you're into cool names, "Shadowlaw" or if you're...oh forget it.

Bison had some great moves. The Psycho Crusher was great for boxing the opponent for six and I was WELL PISSED OFF when they relegated it to Super Combo for the Alpha series. It's funny when he does the Head-Stomp, or what I like to call "Shadoloo Boot-Camp" and I'D KILL TO HAVE HIS V-TOL JET FROM THE STREET FIGHTER 2 ANIME MOVIE! He also had the distinct honour of being acted in the live-action movie by Raul Julia *Deceased* (If you could call his vaguely metrosexual posturing acting but his "GAME OVER!!!" line was well delivered)

He also killed a good few people. But the only significant kill wasChun-Li's dad. I know, you're gonna cry "OMG HE KILLED CHARLIE AS WELL!" but no. Bison didn't kill Charlie, CHARLIE killed Charlie. Look at Guile's Alpha 3 ending if you don't believe me.

So how about this? I put some Bisons together and have them whack the shit out of each other.

M. Bison by N-Mario (Alpha 3)

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M. Bison by POTS (Capcom vs SNK 2)

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Classic M. Bison (Street Fighter II)

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M. Bison (SNK vs Capcom Chaos)

Stage: Bison's SF2 stage. Dur.

Music: IT'S BISON'S SF2 STAGE!! USE YOUR IMAGINATION, MORON-FEATURES!!!

Thats a recurring trait of mine. If I have different generations of characters I put them in their stage with their music. Cool huh?

Usual Rules Apply

Stay Safe Kids! See youse!!

Quick 5-second trivia: Japanese people won't get the joke of the title what with the fact that over in The Land Of The Rising Sun they call Bison "Vega" for some reason.Figures eh?

The Joke is, the title is a portmanteau (Thats a combination of words to you and me) of the word Bison and Bicentennial. Get it? Of course you do, don't lie to me

More Trivia?: Look at CvS2 Bison, SvC Chaos Bison and SF2 Bison. No look at their standing animation. Now in their standing animation, look at their fists. British people will get the joke.

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[FCIV63]

I've always wondered: What does the "M" stand for in "M. Bison"? Also, what does he mean when he says "Sheeoh Critteeroh" or whatever the fuck it is when he wins? Oh, yea, and great video. 5'd.

[MightyKombat]

The M could stand fo rMajor if you go by the AMerican version

As for the "Sheeoh Critteeroh", blame Wakamoto.

[batboyexe]

YES! YES!

[MightyKombat]

Oh, great! Another braindead parrot!

[Glen4472]

At 00:14 to 00:17, the M. Bison from Alpha 3 delivers a SHIN PSYCHO CRUSHER.

[MightyKombat]

Gee, no shit sherlock! Captain Obvious saves the day!

[OldemarFIN]

The M stands for Mike (really, I'm not bullshitting here), Norio Wakamoto is the voice actor playing him in Capcom vs SNK series and the mumbling he utters after winning is "Shio kuru te yaru" which roughly means "I'll grant you death"

And as MightyKombat knows, Norio Wakamoto is also the current voice actor of Rugal, much to his despise.

[OldemarFIN]

Don't mention it, I'm just one fighting-game obsessed soul with way too much spare time in my hands.

[Halfort57]

THIS IS DELICIUS!

[FCIV63]

Really? Like, Punch-Out Tyson?!

[knifeofspaghetti]

It's "MIke" because in the Japanese version, M. Bison is the boxer from SFII, and he's obviously modeled on Mike Tyson.

[KAIBA81]

lol the alpha one is so fat

[Kanefan701]

M. Bison is the master of evil. HA! HA! HA! HA!

[grayfox3635]

YES! YES!

[phenomenal1spiderman]

I was wondering if you could please tell me where you got this stage and also the the SF II bison and the SvC Bison thanks

[FCIV63]

Damn right.

Master? Hmmmm.... That could work, too. Thanks.

[OldemarFIN]

I'd have to say you're right since pretty much anything could be concidered as no-lifeness when abused to the point of escapism.

Oh, and I just realized the other day that the "M." in American version stands for "master" as that's what Bison and his subordinates the Dolls refer to him as.

[FCIV63]

To some people, an obsession with video games means having no life. To them I say that video games are a part of life! Am I right or am I right?