SAS International Child Molester

First, listen to Jimbob's mother and I converse.
I began the conversation as a plea for Jimbob to stay online for a short while more, "to help us with our servers." She saw straight through this clever ploy, and as any truly adept anti-child molester professional would, began to use an extremely high level of rhetoric never before witnessed by myself to capture me in my own lies. I thought I could still wiggle my way out of this, then she really nailed me to the wall; she identified my 'International' accent. She was trained too well, perhaps she watches America's Most Wanted, or such, because I was completely unprepared to deal with a pro. Poor Weston, looks like you escaped my clutches this time.

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[lilpimp917]

she sounds hot

[mrsadawong1]

Wait your a child molester sucks to be you child molester

[mrsadawong1]

Thats halarious lol he got caught like my friend fifty year old friend but hes not a child molester

[Broph4]

silly SAS...

[kayin459]

ROFL

[llydapdicter]

this was sooooo hilarious, seriously

[overdose242]

tickle my fiddle its a boat on the water

[flaminyon571]

I have personally met Weston's mom, and yeah. SHE'S REALLY COOL THOUGH!!! I've seen her go and physically take Weston's modem, hilarity ensues.

[hanntyler1]

Very very funny. Jimbobs mom is the best.

[maj0rpain4343]

So much win.