Episode I
A long, long time ago, on a planet far, far away, there was a chip; a hot chip. This chip controlled nuclear warfare. A meteor broke off from the planet containing the chip. For millions, if not billions of years this chip floated aimlessly through space until crashing upon earth. It was then discovered in Egypt by a slave Jew whom was helping his nigga Moses out. The chip became an air loom for generations, until mastermind nazi badass druglord Dr. Octopusprime gained knowledge of the chip's whereabouts and it's potential to cause mass destruction. To his demise he was blindsided by the worlds finest police officer, John. Our story begins when the Jew with the chip is making a very special Christmas delivery for the children in the nearby orphanage. Little did he know, nothing would ever be the same...
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